Top ten reasons plot against Hitler failed...

[Boojatta]

10. Not enough conspirators.
9. Forgot to nail briefcase to floor.
8. Forgot to rehearse using crash test dummies.
7. Conspiracy blueprints not written on Acme brand paper.
6. Failed to work rocket-propelled roller-skates into the plan.
5. Forgot could simply use water to melt dictator.

[mdmc]

1. prescot bush was not involved

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