Adam Levine breaks up with Jessica Simpson via a text message

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/03/09/jessica_simpson_dumped_by_adam.html

March 09, 2006
Jessica Simpson dumped via text message

This week's Star is supposedly going to report that Adam Levine broke up with Jessica Simpson via a text message that said: "Really busy. Need Space."

It all started when Levine blew-off their Valentine’s Day date as Jess pressured him for answers. It took a while to sink in and when it did, she told her best friend, "I just got dumped." And by text message, no less. Ouch! Not that Simpson will have trouble finding companionship. A source tells Star that she and British heartthrob Jude Law have been calling each other non-stop – even though they’re thousands of miles apart.

[Ava]

1. i hate that bimbo.

:mad:

[misanthrope]

2. I must be the only man in America...

...that doesn't find her attractive.

[Ava]

3. my brother can't stand her,

then again, he likes women who have a brain.

[GOPisEvil]

10. She looks plastic to me.

Not my type at all...

[realisticphish]

14. you're not alone

i stand with you, brother
:patriot:

[tjdee]

4. I lost so much respect for Adam Levine and Jude Law because of her.

I mean, Jude Law, yeah, kind of lost respect for him during the entire nanny episode....but Adam Levine just seemed so cool and with it....and then even he fell prey to the queen of bimbos. Geez.

[Ava]

5. i use to like adam levine too.

thought he was cute, funny, and politically aware. now he seems like he's gotten too full of himself. not only did he date a set of walking silicon boobs, but he also just seems like a complete jerk now.

[Fenris]

6. Who the fuck is Adam Levine?

[miss_american_pie]

7. Singer from Maroon 5

[jpgray]

8. I'm glad someone else doesn't know

[Ava]

9. he is in a band named "maroon 5"

they were big kerry supporters and peace activists.

[no name no slogan]

11. A friend of my mom's got "un-engaged" by email

this was after they were already living together in a house they'd purchased jointly. He freaking broke up with her by email. Talk about cowardly.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

12. I love Adam Levine.

He's the one of two skinny boys I'd wrap my legs around in a heart beat...
Duckie

[Deja Q]

13. Why is Roscoe looking like he's 30 years old and afraid of ugly women?

Wearing pink, no less? :rofl:

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

15. Wonder if she's putting out for these men?

Legit question, considering she made a huge deal about being a virgin until marriage.