We just saw The Aristocrats!

[EstimatedProphet]

100 comedians, 1 very dirty joke!

OK, here's the joke:

A guy goes into a talent agency, says "Hey! I've got a great act!

"Really?" says the agent.

"Really!" says the guy.

"I see great acts all the time. Not interested." says the agent.

"Oh come on!" says the guy.

"Nope. I don't care about it unless I can see it." says the agent.

"You want to see it? Hold on." says the guy.

The guy leaves the office. The agent goes back to reading his paper.

The guy comes back in.

He's got his wife, 2 kids, a dog, a vaccuum cleaner, a chainsaw, and a jar of plutonium.

The agent says "What's this?"

The guy says "I'm gonna show you the act!"

The agent says, "OK, fine. You have 5 minutes. Go."

The guy steps up to the center of the room, and says:

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[democracyindanger]

1. evil nt

[EstimatedProphet]

2. I figured this would be DU's version of the joke

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. Oh.My.Gawd.

You are my king!

[EstimatedProphet]

4. LOL

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. Seriously, I think this one tops the Pitt/GD version!

Here's the link in case you missed it.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4864610&mesg_id=4864610

[EstimatedProphet]

6. I did miss that one. That's pretty good!

[WCGreen]

7. Fuck You!!@!!!1$$%%!

Funny!!

[EstimatedProphet]

8. Hey wait! That's part of the joke!

[WCGreen]

9. I haven't seen it yet.......

[EstimatedProphet]

10. When you see it you will know what I mean

[madinmaryland]

11. ARGH! It's too early in the day to start this again!

:spank:

[Beware the Beast Man]

12. Sorry, but per my rule, you are now on ignore.

How could you? :mad:

[EstimatedProphet]

13. Hehehe

[noonwitch]

14. I love The Aristocats!

They are so cute.

[EstimatedProphet]

16. Funny thing-someone in the movie was telling the joke

and accidentally gave it out as "The Aristocats"

[Benfea]

15. That's obscene!

Oh, and please die right now. :P

[Kire]

17. Rumsfeld and Bush shit all over the floor.

And then they say, and now for an impersonation of 9/11.
And they rape babies.

[EstimatedProphet]

18. Yeah, but what about the joke?