What to yell the next time you see a hummer on the freeway

[Deja Q]

Saw a new hummer on the road today. Had a licence plate reading "FITTER". :WTF:?!

So, what did I do in a less than mature manner? Yell out loud "Take your personalized mini-tank and drive it in Iraq where the gas is cheaper! x( "

Gawd, I hate those damn things...

[THUNDER HANDS]

1. it's okay dude

You'll get a reply to your personal ad soon.

:D

[Deja Q]

4. LOL! Got 3 already...

Unfortunately, they sound a little too formal for my liking, so I'm not opening them.

One was sent by a person whose first four letters were "b-u-s-h" and the name didn't sound derogatory toward Bush*. Add in the fact my personals ad says my politics are "way left", and I'm sure I've got people who hate me. Oh well, applesauce happens. The best thing I can do is to make lemonade out of it... Of course, finicky and wishy-washy as I am, I updated the thing 3 times that week anyway.

I hate personals ads, it's impossible to write something catchy and, besides, gay guys want only one thing: Which is something I've got except what they want surrounding that thing is well above my qualifications.

[classics]

2. Be civil.

Life is too short.

[salinen]

3. I've been teaching

my wife how to spit because she wants to spit on parked hummers.

[blondeatlast]

7. Gum is effective, but downright nasty.

[caledesi]

5. A real "hummer" does not include a car! nt

[Hawkeye-X]

6. Me too.

There was a Hummer hog while I was picking up my parents at the airport. WTF. Show your hummer at home, not hogging the two-lane roads.

Hawkeye-X

[NJCher]

8. new one in the neighborhood

License plate says, "Hum this."

How I loathe them. And I see no need to be civil to them. None whatsoever.


Cher

[RebelOne]

9. Well, hate to say this, but I like Hummers.

But since I will never be able to afford one nor the gas to drive it, I'll have to join in on hating them.

[baldguy]

10. Penis enlargement pills are cheaper

Just like the Hummer, they won't make you any more attractive, but they're cheaper.

[youngred]

11. Flip off every one I see

which is a lot unfortuntaely. Those ugly monstrosities are one of my personal pet peeves and when I see a middle age, balding white guy in there I can't help myself but to yell something about the cheap price of viagra or make a comment about compensation.

This summer I went to a hummer dealership in my hometown and put up signs on them that said paid for by the war in Iraq and no blood for oil. They stayed up there for a day and a half before the dealership realized they were up

[VOX]

12. As long as tax loopholes give a $100,000 deduction for these huge POS,

They'll appeal to every short-dick professional in the concrete jungle.

http://www.globeinvestor.com/servlet/ArticleNews/story/GAM/20031112/RSUV12

It used to be cool to have a *small* car -- conservation was something to be proud of.

How the hell did wretched excess get to be "cool?"