I just received an unsolicited 52-ounce bottle of Downy in the mail.

[eyesroll]

It accompanied a press release, but still...
:wtf:

[lavenderdiva]

1. gee, the postage on that thing must have been astronomical.

but lucky you!

[mikeytherat]

2. Send it back, and let 'em pay for postage on that mutha AGAIN

mikey_the_rat

[dolo amber]

3. Hey, we po'

Make with the Downy sharing, ya Downy hog. :P

[mikeytherat]

4. 52oz bottle - there's enough for the whole freakin' Lounge!

Man, we'd be all springtime fresh and static-free.


mikey_the_rat

[eyesroll]

5. What are you still doing online?

Shouldn't you be in Indiana by now?

:D

[Magrittes Pipe]

9. We're probably heading out tomorrow morning.

My train didn't get in till 4:00 in the morning. :hangover:

Your happy birthday call woke us up.

[eyesroll]

10. I called at 10. I assumed you'd be up or at least wouldn't have the ringer

on if you didn't want to be up...

Sorry.

[Magrittes Pipe]

11. It's good that you called.

My alarm didn't go off, and we needed to pick up the U-Haul.

[Rosie1223]

6. Sounds like someone

signed up for the Fabric Softner of the Month Club.

For April you'll get a case of Bounce.

[eyesroll]

7. I hope not -- it's perfuming my office.

I'll take it to my car at lunch...but right now it doesn't even smell April Fresh in here. It just smells like fabric softener.

[mikeytherat]

8. But 52oz each month? The Jam of the Month Club is like 8oz jars

Which month is Snuggle?

mikey_the_rat

[slide to the left]

12. I got baby formula via FED EX!

Do they know something I don't?

[Orrex]

13. How does it taste?