For you guinnes fans....a joke

[Debi]

>Subject: Irish Beer
>
>At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs of various brewing
>organizations retired to the bar at the end of each day's conference.
>
>
>
>Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the barman: "In 'Strylya, we make the
>best
>bloody beer in the world, so pour me a bloody Fosters, mate."
>
>
>
>Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: "In the States, we brew the finest
>beers of the world, and I make the king of them all, gimme a Bud."
>
>
>
>Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer, ferdamt. Give me ein
>Becks, ya ist der real King of beers, danke."
>
>
>
>Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, would ya give me a diet
>coke
>with ice and lemon? Tanks."
>
>
>
>The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over
>their
>faces. Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?"
>
>
>
>Paddy replies "Well, if you fookin' pansies aren't drinkin', then neither
>am
>I.
>

[NV Whino]

1. Good one!

[evlbstrd]

2. Guinnness!

It isn't just for breakfast any more.

[LostinVA]

3. Slainte!

[SteppingRazor]

4. Nice!

[mtowngman]

5. nectar of the Gods

preferably extra stout!