It's quiet in The Lounge today, too quiet...

[BikeWriter]

Poll question: It's quiet in The Lounge today, too quiet...

The words above are immediately followed by a dire emergency in nearly every movie produced. What emergency do you predict will befall us? Pick one and/or add your own. Inquiring minds want to know!

[LaraMN]

1. Something will erupt.

People will run. Lots of couples will have warm, fuzzy, 'bathing in the glow of our desperation-induced romanticism, even though we're about to have our fleshed melted' moments. At the last possible second, we will be saved by laser beam technology.

[BikeWriter]

4. Oh, I like your scenario. ;-)

[ContraBass Black]

21. I need a partner to have a moment with.

Preferably female and agreeable. Any takers?

[Hugin]

63. Frick'n LASERS!

Spoil all the fun...

[DS1]

2. Maybe everyone's catching on to Photoshop week

and is busy humiliating other DUers

Just an idea

[BikeWriter]

7. ROFL! Perhaps we'll have a montage of all of the above?

[Montauk6]

3. Pastor Robert Tilton will rip one and say, "GLORY!"

[underpants]

There is no emoticon or web catchphrase to express how hard I am laughing right now.

[Montauk6]

10. I'm readin' you on both sides, pal, don't worry! LOL

[underpants]

5. -

There is no emoticon or web catchphrase to express how hard I am laughing right now.

[Hobarticus]

6. Why do you come to the land of the Zulu???

[BikeWriter]

11. Uh...

we come to enslave you and steal diamonds in peace.

[Hobarticus]

14. Not really funny, but it is! LOL!!! n/t

[underpants]

8. The slutty one is gonna get it

Which is a shame I liked WillPitt

[BikeWriter]

12. Ha ha ha ha ha! Poor Will!

:rofl:

[XemaSab]

9. Xema will attack at 11:06 Pacific time

[BikeWriter]

24. All fear Xema!

[XemaSab]

25. Hail Xema!

[billyskank]

28. Did it happen yet?

:scared:

[XemaSab]

29. Did what happen yet?

[billyskank]

30. Did Xema attack?

Did we all have our minds erased and were we all turned into Xemaphiles?

[XemaSab]

31. I dunno... do you feel like a Xemaphile?

:shrug:

[billyskank]

32. Yeah.......

....kinda felt that way for a few weeks now.




































What did you do to me?????









































:loveya:

[XemaSab]

33. I'm innocent, I swear!

:D

[billyskank]

34. Must be a natural phenomenon, then

What is the appropriate treatment for one affected with Xemaphilia?

[XemaSab]

35. The appropriate treatment

is reading a book about English grammar. Right?

[billyskank]

36. You're so cruel

:cry:

[XemaSab]

37. You live on the other side of the planet from me!

Dwelling on my fine features would only prove frustrating.... learning to speak English properly will only win me in the long run. :loveya:

[billyskank]

38. Anyway

I didn't want to say "afflicted" because that would indicate a condition from which I wish to free myself. :loveya:

[XemaSab]

39. You don't wish to free yourself from the torment

that comes from being so far away?

[billyskank]

40. That part of it sucks

:(

[XemaSab]

41. Or not, as the case may be!

:evilgrin:

[billyskank]

42. Indeed

:loveya:

[XemaSab]

43. I need to apologize

I'm sorry I get so jealous, but you just get so much attention from the ladies....

[billyskank]

44. It's okay, silly

:hug: :loveya: :*

I like all these people, but there is only ONE DUer I am thinking of coming to visit...if I'm welcome at your place. :)

[XemaSab]

45. Of course you're welcome here!

We'd be on the road the whole time, probably.... I am looking forward to showing you the state! :bounce:

I only hope you'd show me your country if I were to visit there! :bounce: :bounce:

[billyskank]

46. For sure

I'd certainly show you around. I would be seeing much of it myself for the first time, too. :hug:

[XemaSab]

47. You're really going to enjoy California!

[billyskank]

48. I know

:)

[XemaSab]

49. Anything in particular you want to see or do?

[billyskank]

50. Yes and yes

But you can take me out to see the sights, too. I'm cool with that. :P

[XemaSab]

51. You're a naughty, naughty lad...

:o

[billyskank]

52. ...

:loveya:

[XemaSab]

53. You seem to enjoy vexing me altogether too much...

[billyskank]

54. If you wish, I will desist

Whatever you want. :)

[XemaSab]

55. Don't tell me I've trained you that easily....

:P

[billyskank]

56. If only the puppy was that easy, huh?

:)

[XemaSab]

57. So you're saying that I do, in fact, have you trained?

[billyskank]

58. Apparently you do

Really I just want a quiet life, which makes me very easily trained. :)

[XemaSab]

59. A quiet life, eh?

[billyskank]

60. Holy shit

That is one fuck-off great big tree! :o

[XemaSab]

61. Really? I hadn't noticed....

:D

[madinmaryland]

13. Other, this is what has happened..

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[BikeWriter]

15. Aarrgghh! That was terrible (and oh so predictable!).

[Strong Atheist]

16. Everyone will seperate...

never understood why this happens in movie after movie ...

[Midlodemocrat]

17. Agreed. And what is with the refusal to turn on lights?

Everyone knows that murderers love the dark.

[Strong Atheist]

20. Agreed! If I was scared, I would turn on as many lights as

possible!

[BikeWriter]

18. Yep, be careful searching the attic and dungeon!

:scared:

[Left_Winger]

19. Other

Maybe they are out hunting wabbits!

[BikeWriter]

22. ...or quail!

[achtung_circus]

23. So come on over to StormFront

and fight evil with me.

[Random_Australian]

26. Aliens will kidnap Bush,

then fly back down a few days later and say "We don't want him! Keep him! And just so's you can't give him back we'll make him head of all science in the world"


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BikeWriter]

66. Oh no!

[Jamastiene]

27. The feds will shut us down by "disappearing" us one at a time, until...

We no longer exist and no one will be able to find us. <scary, suspensful music plays about now and Ellen Degeneres makes one of her scary, suspensful music faces into the camera.>

[BikeWriter]

68. I think it's happening already...

:scared:

[Hugin]

62. Other: Somewhere in the distance a dog barked...

That is all.

[BikeWriter]

64. A dog... barked? Isn't that anticlimactic?

[Hugin]

65. Yeah, but it was a big dog...

I'm getting used to letdowns lately.

[leeroysphitz]

67. Hello, I'm Riley Martin. A friend to the ALIENS... (nt)

[BikeWriter]

69. ACK!