PLEASE help a DU'er

[underpants]

Poll question: PLEASE help a DU'er

matcom needs to prioritize his activities on what looks to be a really great weekend of weather. What should he do first?

There will be no dusting off of golf clubs or gassing up of scooters...you will be raking leaves out of the garden, and then hauling them to the dump, after which you will then get out the extension ladder to replace the burnt out bulb in the halogen lamp outside, and while said ladder is out, you will then use it to see how to replace the leaky gutter over the back stairs, and while you are up there, clean out the gutter. Then move the ladder over to the living room and wash the windows, then to the dining room and do those too.


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4867716&mesg_id=4867716

[Montauk6]

1. I love honeydew...

[DS1]

2. How much would the lounge pay for pictures of BOTH me and matcom

in green banana hammocks washing windows and getting into soapy waterfights?

$cha-ching$

[underpants]

5. Okay that does it for the Girl Scout cookies

:puke:

Thanks:bounce:

[DS1]

7. 20 dollars to underpants, do I hear 30?

or you can all collectively bid and we'll do it for one thousand dollars US cash

[LaurenG]

18. roflmao

:rofl: You must have written permission slips and the ladies in your lives get to keep the $ as payback for something... Then I'd pay to see that.

[billyskank]

3. Renegade scooter gang

I think matcom should become a mod. :)

[XemaSab]

4. The dude front and center

looks a bit like Skinner.

[matcom]

6. fuck that

i'm slapping on the chaps and riding down the road baby! :bounce:

she doesn't scare ME!

[underpants]

8. Right click---copy----go to SPRING FEVER thread

:bounce:

[LynneSin]

12. Sweetie, you know we all love you here at DU...

...but we also know who wears the pants in your family and it ain't you

:loveya:

[Mrs.Matcom]

9. IF HE KNOWS WHAT IS GOOD FOR HIM

he will do the list...or he will have a couple flat tires on his scooter!! Thank you for this, you don't know how bad I needed it! LOL!

[Midlodemocrat]

10. As long as he has the ladder out, I think the house

would just ADORE a fresh paint job.


:bounce:

[matcom]

11. why don't we let your daughter up on the ladder to wash the windows

tell her it will be warm. she should wear a skirt

[Mrs.Matcom]

13. Dude you are soooooooo

Dead! that is it, i am stopping payments on the scooter and hiding the bills. Let them come and Repo the damned thing!
:grr:

[underpants]

15. see post #9

I'm just letting that one pass.

Okay no I'm not-Looks like you have another line on your list. :evilgrin:

[Midlodemocrat]

16. Are you kidding? That kid wouldn't know how to do a chore

if it bit her in the ass. Trust me, she will be sleeping until about 3PM tomorrow.

[DS1]

19. That's because she's going out with ME tonight

and for a change, I'm BUYIN :D

[Midlodemocrat]

20. Good thing. She's broke.

[underpants]

22. Go out?

with the ACC tournament on? you yankees so crazy

[DS1]

25. What's ACC?

[underpants]

21. CHOMP CHOMP

You had to know that that post was just going to encourage that sort of behaviour.

[Midlodemocrat]

24. Sigh.

Yes, and I tried so hard to frame it correctly so that you know who and his thong wearing henchman wouldn't post something *ahem* questionable.

[DS1]

27. Go on, have a taste

[Midlodemocrat]

29. Where in Heaven did you find THAT?

That is god awful.

[DS1]

30. Photobucket's "recent" feature

It's amazing what people are uploading

[Mrs.Matcom]

32. Like they know how

to post anything that isn't questionable?? :hi:

[madinmaryland]

14. Other.. Campaign for Hillary this weekend at WalMart!!!

:hide:

[underpants]

17. "The Bank"

I am told that that is what junkies and alcoholics call Walmart. The "no questions asked" return policy allows them to just pick up lawnchairs or plants or whatever is on display outside the store...walk right in...and return it for cash.

I heard this several years ago and as far as I know it is still a common practice.

[LSK]

23. other - brazilian joke practice

[tigereye]

26. but since you are a parent now, UP

you should be trying to set a good example for Matcom and others.... ;)

[matcom]

28. THAT is my problem

i need Underpants to be a father figure to me :D

[tigereye]

31. I think you are well past parenting influence Matcom