Sincere request to ban this style of posting from the Lounge

[jpgray]

Imperative describing an anatomically impossible act, directed at those who disagree.

[mikeytherat]

1. Not anatomically impossible for some of us...

;-)

mikey_the_rat

[jpgray]

6. Immense expression of relief that above post contains no pics

[mikeytherat]

7. Seemingly sincere acknowledgment of your relief

mikey_the_rat

[ScreamingMeemie]

2. Sarcastic retort incorporating tired cliche' using cooking vessels...

:eyes:

[jpgray]

4. Accusation of racism based on your inferential use of the word "black"

:P

[KitchenWitch]

3. Ragingly snarky response to one's obvious ignorance

:P

edited for missing apostrophe

[jpgray]

8. Obnoxious post focusing solely on your mistake and ignoring all else

[KitchenWitch]

9. ...

:spray:

[LisaLynne]

5. Overly formal requests to abstain from certain declarations.

;)

[kay1864]

10. Expression of curiosity re absence of poultry and crushed cereal products

:P

[jpgray]

14. Feigned ignorance followed by an alert

:P

[XemaSab]

11. Cliched response in stilted FReep language indicating sincerity

followed by repetition of joke involving citizens of a Portuguese-speaking South American country.

[jpgray]

13. Series of random characters as poster attempts to swallow his own tongue

[Benfea]

12. Go Cheney yourself!

I'll say whatever I damn well please!