Post here and I will give you a compliment *VACUUM REDUX*

[Random_Australian]

Well, the lounge was very kind here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4867529&mesg_id=4867529
So I thought I'd do domething back. "Post here and I will give you a compliment" sounded about right, but had already been done by Sugar Smack... therefore, in this edition, all replies by me (though not every compliment) will involve one of the following:

- Vacuum/Vacuum Cleaner
- Giant squid
- Small female off-duty Checkoslovakian traffic warden
- The Bolivian Navy on maneuvres in the South Pacific
- Blank scrumpled up piece of blank notebook paper

WARNING: Every non-specific number will be a Brazillion!

Just my way of saying thanks. Due to set-up this morning, it may take a while to type...

[Random_Australian]

1. No-one? Hmmmmm n/t

[SofaKingLiberal]

2. okay

:woohoo:

[Random_Australian]

3. Wow! THE SofaKingLiberal!

Answering MY post! I feel so honoured! I've heard legends from your co-workers about your amazing abilities at work! Hey, is it true, that one time, with just 2 1/2 hours notice, you organised for the Bolivian Navy to go on Maneuvres in the South Pacific? Wow! That's so impressive!

[Hugin]

4. I proud to say I didn't partake in the earlier thread...

Sometimes it pays off not to log on for a couple of days. ;)

[Random_Australian]

5. Hi there! If it isn't Prag Himself...

Captain Activist! The only time this guy/girl/person of indeterminate gender has ever been late to a freeper-smashing session, I heard, is when his compassionate side got him to help an elderly Small female off-duty Checkoslovakian traffic warden cross the road! Nice goin'and it's good your back!

[Random_Australian]

6. ...

On edit: No I don't!

[LynzM]

7. I'll take you up on it !

:hi:

[Random_Australian]

8. Sure "Wonder Woman" as

your known in rock-climbing circles... wait... you're the one who is widely reputed read & comrehend faster than the Guiness world record holder... heard you read 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (For those without LynzM's prodigous memory, that's the book with the submarine and the Giant Squid) in just under 4 minutes... while running a mile at the same time! Wow... 4-minute-mile-and-book. You're such an inspiration!

[crispini]

9. Hmmmmmmmm.....

;) mmmkay!

[Random_Australian]

11. Whoah! The incredible Crispini too!

Almost 20,000 posts of wonderful excellence... and still going strong! Btw... is it true that you are an incredible craftswoman (Well, to use the specific term I heard the other day "My GOD! Look at THAT! She's actually made Pink, Fuzzy Handcuffs out of nothing but a sheet of blank scrumpled up notebook paper! That ought to be impossible!")
Aside from that, it's also your modesty: "Taking back Texas, one voter at a time" is not what I heard.
I heard "Is this the second Renaissance?"

Nice work Crispini!

[crispini]

12. Bwah!

:rofl: :thumbsup:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

10. She says, nervously, OK........Hit me with your best shot.......

:scared:

[Random_Australian]

13. CaliforniaPeggy!

Who thinks her secret name is 'Muffin' (In your profile at least).... it isn't really more people call you 'The Joybringer' Or 'Pain's Vacuum'... ever wondered why you like to travel? It's cos'wherever you go, people love to see you!

Have a wonderful day! (I would if I knew that every person who laid eyes on me glowed in admiration, you're so lucky! P.S. Admiration is not the only thing many think, esp. the men :evilgrin: )

A Brazillion days of happiness to you, you wonderful, beautiful woman!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

14. My, my, how you talk!

You're quite the flirt, you know!

I thank you.....those are some lovely complements!

:blush:

[Random_Australian]

16. Woohoo! Woohoo!

That's the first time I've tried flirting, (Just for practice, no need to go "?") good to hear it worked.... cya round ;-)

[Random_Australian]

15. Wait... I don't have to go at all! Cool!

[Random_Australian]

17. That was "I don't have to go"... or have

I complemented everyone on the forum already?:shrug:

[KitchenWitch]

18. Are you feeling better today?

Sorry I did not respond further, I just did not know what to say.

[Random_Australian]

22. KitchenWitch does not know what to say!

I cannot believe my ears!
Well, I do believe them when I hear your friends telling me how wonderful you are... although there Is actually a Porverb about you, did you know: "When KitchenWitch does not know what to say she still knows what to do" it goes...
Did I mention you are a wonderful, (And very resourceful) cook! I hear you go to sooooo much trouble and can cater for anyone. It really wouldn't suprise me if you invented Caramel and Sable-Antelope flavoured tea... or Vegan Giant Squid!

Ever hear "If looks could kill" Yours cause a lot of traffic accidents!
Lol see ya round, doll!

[NNadir]

19. Um, do I want to post here?

[Random_Australian]

21. What a question, NNadir!

Is the sky blue? Do all the girls have secret collections of pics of you? Is "Do I want" a question which undermines the priori and unwarrented existential premise of those who argue against you? Man, you are luminous today... and every day! I've heard of the Omega limit for stars (For those of you not endowed with NNadir's Watermelon-sized brain, that refers to when stars have too great orbital velocity ie. spin really really fast) but how on earth did you create one when you were Admiral And All-round Good Guy of the Bolivian Navy during maneuvres in the South Pacific!


Totally Amazing. See you round, Admiral.

[In_The_Wind]

20. Hi Random_Australian!

[Random_Australian]

23. Whoah, smooth moves there

Seriously, Do you know what people call you? "Uber-Teacher".... you have an almost uncanny knack for getting people to understand... for instance, the trolling freepers who read your posts and either declared, f*cked off or converted.... or that time you drove by an old, skill-less lady (Who, unfortunately didn't speak english so couldn't learn) and 3 days later she almost thanked you (When she was off duty from bieng a traffic warden, that is) but became so choked up in emotion she couldn't.

And choking is precisely what the (Oh dear you're undeclared) menfolk/girls/persons of also undeclared gender do when you go past! In case your wondering why that hasn't made you the center of attention, to look too hard caused several stout men/lovely women/ persons of also undeclared gender to swoo-oo-oon...

See ya round! ya devil (in a nice way)

[Random_Australian]

24. So, how do you think it all went? Good

complements, no?

[leftofthedial]

25. glad you're around tonight R_A

[Random_Australian]

26. Glad you're here too,

my friend.

(That's your complement, though I realise it doesn't have that stuff in it it's nice anyway. In fact,I might just complement people from now on normally.)

BTW, I just thought of this wonderful joke:

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"




Like it?

[leftofthedial]

27. it slays me

[Random_Australian]

28. Yuk kyuk kyuk kyuk!

:woohoo: