700 Club Prank Call - Hilarious

[dorkulon]

700 Club: Thank you for calling the 700 Club, my name is John. What can I pray for you today?

BEAST: How do I do this? I’ve never done it before.

700 Club: Oh, okay, you just call and I ask you how’s your relationship with the lord and you tell me. Then I ask you for your prayer request and I’ll pray for you.

BEAST: Oh, okay.

700 Club: And if you’re interested in joining the 700 Club then that would be better too, if you’re interested.

BEAST: Oh all right, let’s pray first.

700 Club: Okay, all-righty sir, how’s your relationship with the lord?

BEAST: Oh, we’re pretty close.

700 Club: Okay. How is it on a daily basis?

BEAST: Good, you know. He’s there when I’m brushing my teeth in the morning and everything.

700 Club: And what would you like me to pray for you about today?

BEAST: Uh, you know, the assassination of Hugo Chavez maybe.

(long pause)

BEAST: Hello?
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more: http://www.buffalobeast.com/83/700club.htm

There's an mp3 there too.

[dorkulon]

1. Kick for Sunday church-dodgers

[pstokely]

2. Here's another one

http://www.atheistempire.com/mm_dl/audio/Ned%20Calls%20The%20700%20Club.MP3

[beyurslf]

4. OMG that one had me cracking up!

[matcom]

5. "Do not covet thy neighbor's ballsack"

:rofl:

[flvegan]

7. I have tears running down my face after that.

Here come the meteors!!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

8. LOL !!!!!!!!

That's frikking hysterical!

[BigMcLargehuge]

12. GAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!!

[dorkulon]

10. Haha...excellent (nt)

[beyurslf]

3. Thanks that was good

[Nailzberg]

6. Amen for the assasination of Hugo Chavez.

Hilarious!

[arwalden]

9. Oh... That's Marvelous!!

:rofl:

[CabalPowered]

11. Here's one I used to pull in Jr. High

We had two lines and you could conference both lines together. We'd call Pizza Hut and Little Caesars at the same time and put the speakerphone on mute.

"Pizza Hut, how may I help you"

"Thanks for calling Little Caesars, would you like to try our Cheesy! Cheesy! combo"

long pause

"Uh, you called Pizza Hut"

long pause

"Uh, no you called me and I work at Little Caesars"


"Sir, do you want to order a pizza or what?"

"Why would I want to order a pizza for you, I work at Pizza Hut"

"No, you called me!"

"Well I'll just let you talk to my manager"

"Huh? Ok I guess I'll get my manager" ....


:rofl: /edit for typo