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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 10:39 AM
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A woman sits down next to a cowboy in a saloon, she says, "Are you...
"...a REAL cowboy?"

He replies: "Well, Ma'am, I brand calves, rope steers, mend fence, ride the range...think about cows a lot of the time...yep...reckon I'm a 'real' cowboy."

She says, "I'm a lesbian. I think about women all day, all evening, all the time...I think about making love with women."

They sat there sipping their beers. Then, a man walked in and sat on the other side of the cowboy.

He asks the cowboy, "Are you a REAL cowboy?"

The cowboy responded, "Well, I thought I was...but I just found out that I'm really a lesbian."

:-)
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 10:40 AM
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1. LOL!
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 10:41 AM
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2. Hmm... I'm guessing that makes me a lesbian too.
Who knew!

:shrug:
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Strong Atheist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 12:07 PM
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3. Seen a variation of this before... still funny...
:toast:
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 12:11 PM
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4. This old cowboy/biker feels much the same, Bridgit!
:rofl:
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 12:54 PM
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5. cheers, BikeWriter...
:toast: :rofl: :hi:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 12:57 PM
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6. I Love It!
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 01:12 PM
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7. ^_^
:toast: :loveya:
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