So a horse walks into a bar...

[salin]

and the saloon keeper says....

...

...

"Why the long face?"

[Road Scholar]

1. LOL good one!!!!!

[HysteryDiagnosis]

2. So a horse walks into a barn and the stable boy says.......good one n/t

[salin]

3. so the horse walks into the bar with a bird on his head...

the bartender can't stop staring at the spectacle...

finally he asks... whats up with the bird?

horse says - sorta makes you forget about talking to a horse....

[HysteryDiagnosis]

6. Dayammmmm, stop it right now!!!! n/t

[salin]

10. lucky for you

my retention for corny jokes is very short.... But if more come to mind...

I used to have a slew of Arlington cemetary jokes ... but in this era of bushwars I have all but expunged them from my repetoire.

[wildhorses]

4. a horse walks into a bar but,

wildhorses stampede ....

[salin]

5. Molly bar the gate!

:D

[wildhorses]

8. forewarned is forearmed

:silly:

[trof]

26. I thought it was "Katie, bar the door."

But I could be wrong.

[salin]

31. you are probably right

but it sounded good at the time :D

[Squeech]

7. Horse walks into a bar

Bartender says, What's new?

Horse says, those idiot Republicans should be locking the barn door right about now...

[salin]

9. bar tender responds:

so its true... bush really is afraid of horses...

[graywarrior]

11. One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:

"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."

[salin]

13. lol

one for the corny joke memory bank!

[leftofthedial]

16. LOL!

[DawgHouse]

30. FUNNY!

:rofl:

[no name no slogan]

12. Dubya, Rumsfeld and 3 Brazilians walk into a bar

the bartender says, "what is this, some kind of joke?"

[salin]

14. rotflmao

made my day!

[leftofthedial]

15. So Celine Dion walks into a bar...

and the saloon keeper says....

...

...


"Why the long face?"

[salin]

17. But I thought the titanic was a sturdy vehicle...

[salin]

18. So bush and cheney are standing across the potomac from each other.

Bush is contemplating how to cross the river to get to where Dick is standing.

Dick calls out - "I'll turn on this high power flash light.... you can walk across the river in the light"...

Bush frowns and calls back - "How do I know you won't turn it off when I am half way across?"

[Bombero1956]

19. so a

mushroom sits down at the bar and orders a beer, the bartender says we don't serve your kind here, the mushrooms says why not I'm a fungi.

Thank you folks, I'm here all week, order the veal.

[blondeatlast]

20. "Because I don't know how many a Brazillion is and so

no one in the DU Lounge pays attention to me."

[Random_Australian]

21. I've got a good one:

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[DS1]

22. Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar

same punchline

[Liberal_Andy]

23. A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar...

the bartender says, "Well OK, you can stay, but don't start anything."

[graywarrior]

24. Nicolas Cage walks into a br

and the bar tender says...

[TroubleMan]

25. What did one lesbian frog say to the other?

Do we really taste like chicken?

[jhain]

27. A skeleton walks into a bar

and says , "Give me a beer and a mop".

[DancingBear]

28. A bear walks into a bar

and says,

"Give me some peanuts............................................................................................ and a beer."

Bartender says "Sure, but why the big pause?"



(paws)

[salin]

29. LOL

[Deja Q]

32. Because the keeper couldn't tell the difference from one end & the other?

:rofl:

Wow, what a big nose... :spray: