Now that I am an American...I Promise that i will...

[La Lioness Priyanka]

start more political picture threads

And i will turn your daughters into lesbians!




And this guy who made the most sense during the 2004 elections (incase you cant read it he says "i am a socialist but i prefer capitalism to feudalism so i guess i'll vote for kerry)

[Aristus]

1. Congrats, lioness. I'm so happy for you. And proud of you, too.

You are a wonderful DU-er and American.

:loveya::applause::woohoo::applause::loveya:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

3. thank you aristus!

you are one of my favs too but you knew that!

[southlandshari]

2. Sweet!

:rofl:

Congrats, again, darlin'!

:hug:




(any old excuse to hug you, beautiful, works for me!)

;)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

4. thank you!

[LostinVA]

5. WE can always use more lesbians -- send all the cute 35-45 ones my way

LostinVa, Central VA....

[La Lioness Priyanka]

6. if you promise to send the 25-35 year old ones my way

[LostinVA]

8. I can -- I actually know a few

[billyskank]

7. Congrats 'priya!

:bounce:

[LaurenG]

9. Congratulations!!

I hope that life only gets better and better for you. :hug: :toast: :bounce: :toast: :thumbsup: :hi:

[RetroLounge]

10. "turn your daughters into lesbians"

You are a bit late for this household...

:rofl:

But you can turn me any way you'ld like!

Congrats and all...

:hi:

RL

[La Lioness Priyanka]

11. i swear i had nothing to do with that turning...blame MisU for it

[RetroLounge]

12. Well, I need a toaster for my new place

so someone better fess up!

:D

RL

[La Lioness Priyanka]

13. its MisU...i tell you its not me!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

14. you can always post a poll...who turned RL's wife gay

MisU
LP


and see who wins!

[RetroLounge]

15. Not sure how MrsRetro would feel about that

but it does sound like fun...

RL

[La Lioness Priyanka]

17. is she a Du'er?

anyhow i am glad you can maintain a sense of humor through all of this..

[RetroLounge]

18. No, but she still reads over my shoulder occasionally.

Hey if I didn't laugh, I'd cry all the time, and that would bore even me...

Besides, I'd rather see her with you or MissU than the one she is with...

RL

[La Lioness Priyanka]

20. i am not a wife stealer ...i can be a wife sharer from time to time

but stealing aint my style! :P

[RetroLounge]

22. I already knew that about you...

Sharing is okay sometimes.

Stealing is NEVER okay, and needs to be punished. But there is nothing I could do that life hasn't already done, or will do, to her.

Karma is a bitch...

RL

[miss_american_pie]

16. I don't have daughters

What will you do with my sons? ;)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

21. you dont even want to know what i do with men

seriousl! you. dont. want. to. know.

[miss_american_pie]

23. LOL

:thumbsup:

[BlueIris]

19. Welcome again!

Good luck!

[DS1]

24. Ugh

I'm so glad I'm British, at least I can find a good curry on every block :P

[SeattleGirl]

25. Congratulations, lioness!

:toast: :bounce: :toast: :bounce: :toast:

[Oeditpus Rex]

26. And a damned fine American as well

"...against all enemies, foreign, domestic and FReeper..."

:patriot:

:hug:

[GalleryGod]

27. Yes!

[flvegan]

28. Did you not get "The Topless Memo" yet?

It states, quite specifically, that you should (not must) submit a topless pic of yourself to Homeland Sexcurity, of which I'm an agent. So, that said, if you'd like to PM me with same, we'll all be good and not need to notate your permanent file.

Great.

Just kidding, kinda. Congratulations on your citizenship. It means that you know more than at LEAST 50% of our natural born American folks, of course.

[khashka]

29. I think we may have to revoke your citizenship

And so soon!

As an American, you must support the Bush agenda with your heart, soul, and body (I assume you'll be volunteering to go to Irag?). You must hate all gays and lesbians. You must devote your womb to producing good Americans at any cost! You must give up any claim to your culture and heritage and religion. If you could manage to be white rather than Indian.... it might be a good idea!


All sarcasm aside...

Welcome! You've always been one of us, but now you are legally one of us! Getting citizenship ain't all that easy. I am so proud of you!!!!!!!!


:hug: :hug: :hug:

:loveya:

Khash.

(To get citizenship you have to learn American history and politics.... stuff we haven't learned since high school. What you wanna bet she rubs our noses in all the stuff we've forgotten?)

[Hugin]

30. A new American!

Welcome Lioness!

:hug:

We need you!