I've decided I want a DU girlfriend, so we can cyber snog

[LostinVA]

Musts: Be female, gay or bi, or bi curious. Hotness would be good, because I'm shallow. 35-45 would be best, so I don't feel like too much of a perv.

No-nos: Men (and no, you can't watch) or Freepers.

If it makes me more attractive, I have dual US-Italian citizenship.

[Droopy]

1. Is snogging anything like boinking?

[LostinVA]

2. It can lead to it -- and you're a male, so NO SNOGGING

[Droopy]

5. LOL! I just needed a little clarification on the latest DUism.

[LostinVA]

8. That is actually a Britishism!

[DS1]

3. XemaSab is looking

and she's hot, check it out

[LostinVA]

9. I believe she may not be interested -- although she does wear Doc Martens

PM me your qualifications, Xema.

[DS1]

11. Wearning Doc Martens doesn't make one a Nazi

oops, I just ended the thread.

better luck finding women!

[LostinVA]

12. Hmmm... am confused at your post....

[DS1]

15. Really?

Most people just tend to stare in awe

[LostinVA]

16. NO MEN!

[billyskank]

4. Aw man

Sometimes being a guy sucks. ;)

[redwitch]

6. Yeah, well I'm too old. That's worse!

:cry:

[billyskank]

7. That's harsh.

:pals:

[redwitch]

13. Isn't it though?

And I only miss by thiiiiiiis much. x(

[LostinVA]

14. See my post below -- nothing is writ in stone

Especially if you're smokin'.

[redwitch]

18. Not me, uh uh! I quit in November! Hooray for me!

:bounce: I am not bad, for a woman of a certain age. You're probably too young for me anyway. x(

Plus, I'm not gay or bi, come to think of it! :P

[LostinVA]

10. That is always open for discussion -- I am not ageist!

[In_The_Wind]

17. Hi

I'm female.
But I'm:
1. too old for your standards
2. not gay
3. not bi-curious.

:hug: :loveya:

[miss_american_pie]

19. Well, I'm a girl

You are quite picky, you know? :hi:

[LostinVA]

20. *sigh*