So a Duck Wacks Into a Bar

[NashVegas]

Hops up on the bar and asks the bartender, "Got any grapes?"

Bartender says, "we got no grapes, now amscray."

Next night, the duck comes back and gets on the bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"

Bartender says, "no we got no grapes, this ain't a supermarket! And if you ever ask me again for grapes I'm gonna nail your feet to the bar."

Duck leaves.

Next night the duck comes back and hops up. "Got any nails?"

Bartender says, "no, we don't got nails."






Duck says, "Got any grapes?"

[Hugin]

1. Sour grapes...

BA-DOOM *pissh*

:)

[Droopy]

2. lol

It wouldn't be as funny if it wasn't a duck.