Study Results: What Women Find Attractive

[smirkymonkey]

A male friend sent this to me.

> >A study conducted by UCLA'S Department of Psychiatry has revealed
that
> >the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ
depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
> >For example:
> >If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and
masculine
> >features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends
to
Be more attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat
Jammed up his ass, while he is on fire.
> >
> >

I thought it was pretty funny!

[samplegirl]

1. ROFL

:nuke:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

2. This so funny but true .

[countingbluecars]

3. That took me by surprise.

Too funny!

[Benfea]

4. ROFL!

My male friends and I sometimes exchange "war stories" about bad menstruation experiences. The worst I heard was a guy who literally got in trouble (screamed at) for breathing.

[smirkymonkey]

6. That's so funny!

It's amazing how the SLIGHTEST things can set you off when you are hormonal. I try to keep it in check w/ vitamins, herbs and diets, but sometimes forget and the fact that another person is within 5 feet of me is enough to make me homicidal. :)

[Benfea]

7. Every woman responds differently.

Being a single guy, I've dated a number of women, and I have very frank discussion with my platonic friends, and I'm amazed at the wide variety of responses to the hormonal/physiological rollercoaster.

I had one girlfriend many years ago who was a construction worker. I dunno what she did right or wrong, but her periods consisted of:

*looks down* "Hey! My boobs are kinda swollen and red stuff is coming out." *shrug* "Whatever."

I dunno if she admits that to other women, because I'm pretty sure if she does, someone will eventually kill her in a fit of jealousy. ;)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. THANK YOU for the laugh!

This is way too funny!

However, I'm not so sure it's correct......

I am post-menopausal, and I STILL love men with rugged and masculine features!

Perhaps it's because I'm on hormones.....:shrug:

My body might not know that it can't reproduce anymore!

:rofl:

[AngryAmish]

8. Female on male violence is always funny!

And it is funnier when he gets multilated!!

[NewJeffCT]

9. You should go to China then

They have a saying "da shi qinq, ma shi ai"

It roughly translates into "hitting/beating is intimacy and yelling/cursing is love"

I asked my Chinese wife why I always saw Chinese women hitting their boyfriends or husbands and also yelling at them... and she told me about that saying. And, it is part of the culture, as you can see Chinese movies where a guy is distraught because a girl he liked is no longer yelling at him...

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. LOL! That's great!

I laught out loud for a good five seconds or more.

Wonderful!

[Katherine Brengle]

11. That was horrible, but I still giggled... Moral dilemma... n/t