M'ssippi's state legislature....tried to ban public erections in 2000.

[Maddy McCall]

:rofl:

They tried to outlaw "the showing of covered male genitals in a discernibly turgid state."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

1. It's an involuntary reaction, idiots.

Was there some epidemic of showing covered wood that I missed?

:rofl::rofl:

[Gormy Cuss]

2. They were outlawing themselves?

:wow:

[Droopy]

3. I'd feel sorry for all the 15 year old dudes out there

if they passed that law. What are they going to try next? Banning your sex drive?

[Richard Steele]

4. "When boners are outlawed, only outlaws will have boners."

[Bunny]

5. What if the genitals in a discernably turgid state were uncovered,

rather than covered? Would it be okay then? :shrug:

:rofl:

[Maddy McCall]

7. I don't know! I applied for the Penis Police job.

If I'm hired, I'll get back to you on the regulations. :D

[khashka]

10. Maddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two posts in one thread about examining men's penises!


And I thought you were a nice girl!

Khash.

(P.S. If you need a partner, I'm available!)

[Maddy McCall]

14. You can be the Barney to my Andy. The Tonto to my Ranger.

The Dale to my Roy. The Sharona to my Monk.

You get the idea. :hi:

[WCGreen]

22. But will you give him a bullit....

[Maddy McCall]

28. Ya mean like this?

Yes, and he gets just one.

:blush:

[WCGreen]

36. Those are fun.......

When someone else has the controls....

[liberaltrucker]

23. You can police my......nah, I'll get TSed

:rofl:

[Maddy McCall]

35. Don't make me write you "up."

LOL! :rofl:

[uppityperson]

6. Did many police officers sign up for woody-duty?

[Maddy McCall]

8. Raises hand!

I put in my application. It's still being processed. :D

[khashka]

9. Oh Lord and Lady!

"Covered", eh? That makes every man a felon!

From Bob & Rose (gay man involved with a straight woman):

Rose: But you got an erection with me!
Bob: I get erections just from riding the bus!
Rose: I'm nothing but a bus, am I?


One of these days, boy and girls, we're going to have to have a little sit down talk about erections......


Khash.

[Maddy McCall]

17. Nasty legislature men have dirty minds.

I truly believe that they legislate against that in themselves that frightens them most.

[khashka]

19. Well pure Jungian psychology....

and therefore interesting on a clinical basis.....

But men legislating against erections???????????????????????????????????????????????????



Sorry about all those question marks..... but really!

On the one hand I feel very sorry for them, and on the other hand I feel contempt.



Khash.

[Deja Q]

27. Remind me never to go into Mississippi then!

:rofl:

As for talking, I'm always up for good conversation... :evilgrin:

[RoyGBiv]

11. Well, that's good ...

Nice to know they're working on the important stuff.

Meanwhile, this guy's running around lose, er, or something...

[Maddy McCall]

16. OMG. As a Mississippian, I might be arrested for viewing that image!

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

12. Oh for crying out loud! What's next?

Outlawing nipples' reaction to the cold? :rofl:

[Maddy McCall]

15. Shhhh. Don't give them any ideas!

Nipples are more important than hurricane recovery! ;-) :hi:

[SeattleGirl]

20. My bad! How could I have gotten my priorities so f**ked up????

:rofl: :rofl:

[Hugin]

13. *sigh*

Some people always do... er, are in the dark.

[Maddy McCall]

18. Yep...

and phobic of everything.

[barb162]

21. that's okay with me as long as it applies to pug politicians

hahahah

[Maddy McCall]

32. The thought of Haley Barbour with a "turgid"....

well, puke! :D

[Schema Thing]

24. You can have my erection when you pry my cold dead hands from it!

my cold dead hands from it!

[Maddy McCall]

31. LOL

[Redstone]

25. I'm sorry, I just got a turgid when you talked about that.

Redstone

[Maddy McCall]

29. Just the word "turgid" makes me randy.

:D

[Deja Q]

26. Let me guess, and I'll admit this post could be considered offensive...

The folks in Mississippi don't have much to show for, even when erect? (And did anybody ever check the sales figures of Viagra in that state once Bob Dole told Americans how Bob Dole benefitted from Viagra? :rofl: )

[Maddy McCall]

33. You know, I think that you may have something.

:hi:

[Minnesota_Lib]

30. Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket? If not, you are under arrest

[Oeditpus Rex]

34. Hey, they were off by only one letter

"No, you fools! I said election reform!"

[merh]

37. So, the repugs have totally screwed up public elections

since way before 2000. :grr:





:blush: Oh, you said erections. Never mind.