I'm sick, so I can't go out

[jpgray]

Midterm week fucked me over. x( I am having -just one- vodka martini.

[jpgray]

1. This thread will just be my private club. Let me set up the velvet rope

I also won a bottle of wine at work for selling the most tilapia specials. Isn't that fascinating?

[jpgray]

2. Also I'm obligated to call somebody

But I don't really feel like doing so.

[El Fuego]

3. OK, I am coming over.

I hope you have a martini shaker.

What kind of wine?

[jpgray]

4. You don't need a fucking martini shaker

A good clear martini deserves stirring. James Bond can go fuck himself.

:P

Yellowtail Merlot. :shrug: Not that great, but a passable Aussie take on vino.

[El Fuego]

7. I hope you at least have anchovy stuffed olives

Hey Yellowtail Merlot works for me!

[jpgray]

8. You should've been here when I had the Meßmer riesling

I have a friend who "doesn't like wine" and damned if that didn't convert her posthaste. And yeah, you could do worse than Yellowtail. My olive collection is pretty meager. :( Luckily Whole Foods has an olive bar, even if they are corporate and not that enviro-friendly.

[El Fuego]

13. For some reason Australian wines always seem cool

Regardless of how good they are. Show up to a party with wine having a picture of a kangaroo on it... people will love you.

I can bring my own olives. :)

[jpgray]

14. That's not a Gewürztraminer

THIS is a Gewürztraminer.

(and that's the worst thing I will ever say here)

[El Fuego]

16. with chocolate dipped strawberries

Nice umlauts, BTW.

[jpgray]

17. I don't show them to just anybody

[Deja Q]

5. What's your favorite confort food? I'm good with cooking!

[jpgray]

6. Hm. What looks good in a toilet bowl?

[Deja Q]

9. Chicken noodle soup?

:cry:

[jpgray]

11. I should be preparing sweet corn arepas tonight for breakfast

But I'm too sick. :(

[Maddy McCall]

10. Here's a toast. *clink*

I'm having my first drink since Katrina...hope you had good midterms.

:toast:

[jpgray]

12. *clink*

:P

Don't mind my bitching about this petty nonsense. There will be other Saturday nights. :patriot:

[GirlinContempt]

15. Australian wine is vile

ugh. You suck.

[jpgray]

18. Yeah, well you look like shit

:P

[GirlinContempt]

19. Don't I fuckin' know it

douche

[jpgray]

20. Clearly you don't

Your shit standards are too low, as I've said before. (Or is that "too high?")

[Redstone]

21. My, my, how you people talk. You kiss your mother with that mouth?

Redstone

[jpgray]

22. Hope it isn't raising your temperature

(Seriously--being sick is a rough time on Saturday night)

[GirlinContempt]

23. You lost me

Apparently my intelligence is also on the run