I'm pigging out on the Guacamole Doritos and cheddar cheese again

[Hissyspit]

What do they put in these, heroin??

[LeftyMom]

1. Cheese actually has addictive properties

It's the casomorphins. :shrug:

[Hissyspit]

13. The power of cheese...

It's in the morphins, of course.

[Random_Australian]

2. The salt in Doritos too. (And anything else for that matter)

It's not addictive, but the Na:K ratio in the salt does.... something.




AND (though it's a little off topic)

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[Hissyspit]

5. Yeah, that's what I was thinking - the brazillion grains of salt

on the chips - it seems rather addictive.

[SeattleGirl]

3. What on earth am I going to do with you??????

Next thing you'll saying is, "I can't believe I ate the WHOOOOOLE thing!" :rofl:

[Hissyspit]

6. I didn't go out and buy them, I swear!

I'm house-sitting my brother and his girlfriend's cats and was looking for dinner. I opened the fridge and there was this huge amount of cheddar cheese. O.K. no problem. Then looking in the cabinets, I opened one and there it was - a big bag of green Doritos.

[SeattleGirl]

7. Ah, I see. You brother and his girlfriend SET YOU UP!

Boy, have they NO sense of decency! :grr: :grr: :grr:



:rofl:

[Hissyspit]

10. Apparently.

But I am getting back at them by eating all of their Botticelli Dark Chocolate Cookie Bites.

[SeattleGirl]

14. Well, there you go!

:rofl:

[DawgHouse]

4. It was hard for me to get past the green, moldy look.

But one taste, and too was hooked!

[Hissyspit]

8. If you can eat them with a mouse, you can eat them, too, DawgHouse

Green Eggs and Ham for Sam I Am are great, but guac Doritos, too, deserve to be ate.

[Random_Australian]

9. *polite applause* n/t

[Jamastiene]

11. I take my Doritos straight up,

but only because I am out of salsa. Salsa goes great with Doritos. Ah, Doritos. Yummy.

[Hissyspit]

12. I'm actually pretty close to you right now, Jam

(assuming you haven't moved). I'm at my brother's house and it's just north of the speedway.

[Jamastiene]

15. Wow, that's like just over 10 miles, if my memory serves correct.

And eating Doritos too. Ain't it hot tonight? Or is that just me? My aunt keeps saying she's cold, but I think it's burning up tonight. I love spring though, even if that does mean arguments about the thermostat...Welcome to the county, btw. Are ya bored yet?

[Hissyspit]

16. It's a really nice night. I just stepped outside and may go for a late

walk later. I love spring, too, but feel a lot better when it shows up later when it's supposed to. Not having a proper winter just worries me about global warming.

I'm actually just on the other side of the county line. No, I'm not bored because I am playing around my brother's stuff and eating their food (nothing they would get upset about though).