where do they get this shit - verbatim spam email...

[bridgit]

Find out our secret

like some red lotus in dreadfulMeanwhile her voice sounded out reedy andI wasnt speaking to you she replied
in first and dropped into his seat against thetaxi Then he groaned again Oh I do feel--perfectlybiting you or doing you some harm? Do they bite?
really I cant bear him Well hes quitesardonic young man in some concern Do you feelRussian giving orders to the driver then theysuddenly and staring with her black eyes on which
afwaid of me she said Only the Jew thinks hesreally I cant bear him Well hes quite

:shrug:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

1. That's supposed to be understandable?

:shrug:

:hi:

[bridgit]

3. WritingIsMyReligion...

:hi:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

13. Woot! I got waved at!

:hi: backatcha!

[crispini]

2. I love that one!

it's like a poem. Ending's a bit weak though.

[bridgit]

4. gee-awd i'm serious, it's like e.e. cummings on a funky street dope...

bender x(

[leeroysphitz]

6. More like TYPICAL Updike... (nt)

[Richard Steele]

5. I get some that are far worse.

Some are just random words strung together.

Every once in a while I'll see one
that has a certain balance and flow;
I kinda like those.
Like computer-generated DADA poems.

But I do wonder: who the heck thinks this crap
is gonna inspire me to send them money?
Do these gibberish spammails EVER work?

Here's a favorite:
"different prison mentioned or.
across whom bad bought fire human? bad bad out similar.
thus explain money why we.

reference love window she latter. anything happened thus.
slow very the a. latter love respect.
night young goes fire corner.

least bad music human, pride raise somewhere reply.
how shining wife music shining."

[hfojvt]

11. that's what I wonder

is how any money is generated from such activities, but it must all run from some machine and computer program with very little cost involved. Maybe if they started charging 1 penny for each email sent we could get rid of it, but I still get alot of junk mail for 39 cents plus paper and envelopes. The worst part is when I pay for it. I donated $20 to someone's campaign and they promptly spent $20 on postage, mailing me letters to ask for more money. At least it felt that way.

[bridgit]

12. like wow daddio, it's like beat poetry...

B-)

[Call Me Wesley]

7. This one tries to purchase uncollected judgements:

With this text:

But the fascination of the battle forced him to look again, and the next
moment he cried aloud: Look there! Look there! Over the edge of a line of
hills appeared the helmets of a file of English soldiers
They reached the summit, followed by rank after rank, until the hillside
was alive with them

[bridgit]

8. random phrase generator perhaps...

http://www.jimprice.com/generator/generate.php :shrug:

[Call Me Wesley]

9. I looked for it,

it's available as an e-book from the World Wide School Library and is called the 'Master Key,' by L. Frank Baum

An Electrical fairy tale founded upon the mysteries of electricity and the optimism of its devotees. It was written for boys, but others may read it.

How do they know I'm a boy? :rofl:

[bridgit]

10. L. Frank Baum...

B-)