This is my 5000th post. Axe me anything!

[Cannikin]

[hfojvt]

1. Where is your favorite axe?

Should I be scared? :hide:

[Cannikin]

2. this one looks nice

[hfojvt]

3. not if you're hetero and male

two strikes against me, I am afraid.
I was looking for
"Run to the bedroom, in a suitcase on the left, you'll find my favorite axe. Don't look so frightened it's just a passing phase from my miner days..."

Can you explain your avatar? I just noticed it.

[bigwillq]

4. Congrats on 5K!

:toast: :party: :bounce: :hi: :hug:

[Cannikin]

9. Thanks Bigwill!

[Call Me Wesley]

5. Congratulations!

:toast:

Can I old spice you anything? ;)

[tjwmason]

6. Begging your indulgence....

as this is bound not to sound quite right coming from an English southerner rather than an American southerner.

Yeehaw!

Congratulations on 5000 Cannikin - the most gorgeous thing in Little Rock, if not the whole of Arkansas.

:party: :yourock: :toast: :woohoo: :loveya:

[Cannikin]

10. I wish I could hear that 'yee haw' coming from you!

[flvegan]

7. Why do you hate America?

Posting on a librul discussion board...I'm calling Homeland Security.

[Cannikin]

8. I dont hate america! Just the current management!

:P