Are the moderators getting a bonus for quicker locks?

[rug]

[El Fuego]

1. Locking.

:P

[AussieDave]

2. Only because the hot tub is being fumigated

and the nude volleyball court is being resurfaced - they have a lot more time on their hands.:D

But really they've picked up some zingers even I wouldn't post (and I like to think of myself as pretty broad-minded).

[Benfea]

3. That's a good thing.

It shows they're on the ball. I'd rather that than not see rules enforced or enforced late.

[The Magistrate]

4. The Bonus, Sir

Amounts to ten percent of our regular pay....

[rug]

5. Piece work is beneath your dignity, my good man.

[The Magistrate]

6. Still, Sir, Every Little Bit Helps

Add it all together, and it has quite a lot of zeroes....