Anyone see any job openings for PRINCESS?

[yvr girl]

I think I'd be perfect for that job, but they're so hard to come by.

[skygazer]

1. People never leave them, that's why

Once they get their little mitts on a job like that, they hang onto it tooth and claw. Look at Liz Taylor - she's still milking it. :shrug:

If I see one, though, I'll let ya know. I sure wouldn't do well in the position.

[yvr girl]

15. Usually you get to keep the title, even if you leave

It's sort of like the golden handshake.

[philosophie_en_rose]

2. I second-interviewed for Empress, but didn't get a call back.

Who knew all those Brazillian jokes would offend the Republicans? :shrug:

[LaraMN]

3. I keep trying to convince my household that it's my official job title.

But they just continue to mock and contradict my authori-tay.

[Deja Q]

4. I'm overqualified, I'm afraid...

I'm a queen! :spray: :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[ThomCat]

6. Yes, your majesty.

:7

[Benfea]

5. That depends. Are there any unmarried princes around?

Sorry, I can't help but be really literal sometimes.

[yvr girl]

10. There are, but I might need to rob the cradle

Although Prince Albert of Monaco is available. I could be the next Princess Grace.

[Benfea]

19. You'd make a fine Princess Grace!

*bow* Y'rmajesty!

[CottonBear]

18. Lots. H.R.H. Prince Carl Philip and H.R.H. Prince Joachim of Denmark

H.R.H. Prince Carl Philip looks like Orlando Bloom:
Carl Philip Edmund Bertil, Prince of Sweden, Duke of Värmland, was born on May 13, 1979.

He is the second oldest child of King Carl XVI Gustaf and Queen Silvia. He has two sisters, Crown Princess Victoria and Princess Madeleine.
Prince Carl Philip has a naval education and became a lieutenant in December 2002. He is currently studying a two-year course in graphic design
http://www.royalcourt.se/theroyalfamily/hrhprincecarlphilip.4.19fe5e61065eb9aeea80002644.html


H.R.H. Prince Joachim of Denmark was divorced a few years back. He is a gentleman farmer in Jutland where he lives on a royal estate:
HRH Prince Joachim
Joachim Holger Waldemar Christian, Prince of Denmark, was born on 7 June 1969. His Royal Highness Prince Joachim is the son of HM Queen Margrethe II and HRH Prince Henrik of Denmark. HRH Prince Joachim is included in the order of succession to the Throne and may act as Regent when HM The Queen and HRH Crown Prince Frederik are abroad.

Marital status
On 18 November 1995, HRH Prince Joachim married Miss Alexandra Christina Manley, who in connection with the marriage became HRH Princess Alexandra of Denmark.
On 8 April 2005, Prince Joachim and Princess Alexandra divorced after a period of six months’ legal separation.


Children
HH Prince Nikolai William Alexander Frederik, born on 28 August 1999 and HH Prince Felix Henrik Valdemar Christian, born on 22 July 2002.

After the divorce, Prince Joachim and Princess Alexandra will have joint custody of the Princes.


Christened and confirmed
Prince Joachim was christened in the Cathedral of Århus on 15 July 1969 and confirmed in the Chapel of Fredensborg Castle on 10 June 1982.


Educational background
Prince Joachim attended Krebs' Skole during the years 1974-1982, from 1974-1976 as a private pupil at Amalienborg Palace. In the period 1982-1983, the Prince was a boarder at École des Roches in Normandy, France. In 1986, Prince Joachim graduated from the upper secondary school of Øregaard Gymnasium, and in the period 1986-1987 the Prince worked on a farm at Wagga Wagga in Australia. In 1991-1993, Prince Joachim completed his studies in agrarian economics at the Classenske Agerbrugskole Næsgaard on the island of Falster.


Military background
Prince Joachim’s military education began in 1987 when the Prince was a recruit in the Queen's Own Regiment. In 1988, Prince Joachim was appointed sergeant, and in 1989 followed the appointment as a lieutenant of the reserve. After having been appointed lieutenant, Prince Joachim served as a Platoon Commander of a tank squadron in the Prince's Own Regiment from 1989 to 1990. In 1990, the Prince was appointed first lieutenant of the reserve, and in 1992, after having completed advanced training level I for officers of the reserve (VUT I), he was appointed Captain of the reserve. From 1996 to 2004 Prince Joachim served as a Squadron Commander of a tank squadron in the defence reserve at Prince's Own Regiment. After appointment to major of the reserve in 2005, the Prince remains active in the defence reserve at Headquarters Danish Division.

Business background
In order to achieve broad business experience, Prince Joachim, in addition to his agricultural background, worked for the A.P. Møller Maersk Group in Hong Kong and France, respectively in the period 1993-1995. Today the Prince operates Schackenborg Manor, which has been in the possession of the Prince since 1978. The farming of Schackenborg Manor is based primarily on conventional agriculture.


Language
Prince Joachim’s mother tongue is Danish. In addition, the Prince speaks French, English and German.


Residence
Prince Joachim resides at Schackenborg Manor in southern Jutland.

Patronages and Honorary Memberships
HRH Prince Joachim is patron of a great many national organisations, institutions, and foundations, and holds a number of honorary memberships of various associations and societies.

Postal address:
Court of HRH Prince Joachim, Amalienborg, PO Box 2143, DK-1015 Copenhagen K
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H.S.H., Albert II of Monaco is also avaialable. He is the absolute ruler of his tiny principality.
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H.R.H. Prince Harry and H.R.H. Prince William of Great Britain are both avaialble (although currently dating.)
http://www.royal.gov.uk/output/Page465.asp
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The Grand Duke and Grand Duchess of Luxembourg (very wealthy) have four sons who are princes (all young and single!)

[Nikia]

7. I believe that's how Princess Masako got her job

I remember reading somewhere that they actually placed an ad for a prospective wife for the prince. One of the requirements for marrying the heir of a royal family is being a virgin. In some countries that isn't as important though.

[yvr girl]

9. I could fake it

No one would talk.

[Alleycat]

8. Sorry that job is already filled

by my 14 year old!!! :bounce:

[yvr girl]

12. Little bit of an attitude?

:rofl:

[Alleycat]

16. Actually

a lot of attitude!!! I wish she was four again!:crazy:

[Taverner]

11. I keep tellin ya...you gotta work up to these things

Do a year or two as Duchess or Dame...and THEN apply for the Princess position!

[yvr girl]

13. Lots of people go straight to Princess

I have the wave down pat. I'm great at accepting flowers. And I must say, my curtsy is impeccable - one must be able to show proper respect to the king and queen.

[Taverner]

14. True but those people usually have connections up high

If ya know what I mean...

[redwitch]

17. There is nuthin' like a dame

:-)

[Nailzberg]

20. I've been keeping a pretty narrow job search for a Prince position.

I really don't care to apply anywhere else but Sweden.



How you doen, your highness? :loveya:

[CottonBear]

21. Unfortunately, you would NOT become a prince upon marrying Madelaine.

She would become Mrs. Nailzberg, Princess Madelaine. Sorry to break the bad news to you. The only way to become a Swedish Prince would be to marry Crown Princess Victoria. You would become H.R.H., Prince Nailzberg and then Prince Consort Nailzberg when Victoria ascendss to the throne. Unfortunately, Victoria and her sister both have serious boyfriends.

edit: I don't know how to spell "Madelaine" properly.

[Nailzberg]

22. Hey, that's not all bad news.

To your first point, I don't really care about the title. As long as I'm married to a princess.

As far as your second point, serious relationships don't always work out. Im optimistic oneof them become single soon.

Victoria is pretty much a babe, too. I just prefer Madeleine. And with her currently residing in NYC, that helps, cause if I try meeting Victoria in Sweden, SEPO will probably arrest me at the airport, because I am apparently obsessed with the Royal Babes.

[RevolutionaryActs]

23. ???

:shrug:

[yvr girl]

24. Is that as good as a country?

And is there a tiara?

[Nailzberg]

25. No, go for a country. An earlier post suggested Prince Carl Philip.

I completely agree with that one. He is a pretty hot guy, and I say that as a completely straight man.

And you can help me out with one of his sisters once you've gotten him wrapped around your finger.

hehehe

[RevolutionaryActs]

27. It could be?

Yes, there is a tiara!

[miss_american_pie]

26. Want to borrow a four-year-old?

When mine is happy with me, he refers to me as "my sweetie princess mommy." He fetches things pretty well, too. ;)

[NV Whino]

28. years ago

when a friend and I were standing in line to collect our unemployment check, which tells you just how long ago it was, we speculated about the sorts of jobs one could put down for which there would never be an opening.

The best we came up with was Wizard.

[Blue-Jay]

29. Did anyone else look at this thread and say to themselves,

"Nooo...I probably shouldn't say it."

[Fenris]

30. I think, "Man, I'm REALLY tempted to say something."

"Like, 'I don't think you're big enough to fill that muumuu.'"

[Blue-Jay]

31. Or...

"Those are some big pants to fill"?

[Fenris]

32. Or...

"Do you enjoy a bearded man's toes inside you as well?"

[Blue-Jay]

33. Daaahahahaha!

OK. You win.

[Fenris]

34. Considering I had to cull that image out of my mind...

I wouldn't say I won.

[Blue-Jay]

35. You want some Fritos as a consolation prize?

[Fenris]

36. I think I just lost my sex drive permanently.