I got my 10 inches and it lasted more than 90 seconds!

[KitchenWitch]

SNOW you gutterminds

[LSK]

1. donald rumsfeld...

...how much is a brazilian?

Im too lazy to look it up.

[KitchenWitch]

8. Did Chicago get any?

[LSK]

17. no snow, storms last night and high winds today

[DanCa]

19. yeah il had tornado watches and warnings all thru the state.

In Springfield Il the winds were so bad that they ripped the roof of a Wal-mart. This morning the temp was at 55 now it's cold and blustery. There saying snowfall by Thursday. Is it any wonder why I can't shake my cold?

[LSK]

21. you got that nagging cough too?

[DanCa]

22. Yeppers and a recurring fever.

Lol and those anti Blago tv commericials aren't helping my mood either.

[KitchenWitch]

56. I am so sorry Danny!

I usually get sick after flying in airplanes...could this be the reason you are ailing?

[KitchenWitch]

23. Damn, I hate it when wind rips the roof off of Walmart!

:evilgrin:

[DanCa]

25. God has abandoned Walmart

:evilgrin:
God must've gotten tired of targeting trailor parks. :D

[leeroysphitz]

2. 10 inch snake?

[LostinVA]

3. I knew you were a witch...

[Hardrada]

4. Need a light?

[rug]

5. OK, but did you clean it up?

[sakabatou]

6. LOL

[WritingIsMyReligion]

7. I was gonna SAY, man....

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

9. I am certain, you, being from Maine and all, are NO stranger to

large snowfalls!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

29. Sadly, no, I'm not stranger to it.

I like my snow, but not when we get submerged in two feet of it.

:eyes:

:D

[liberaltrucker]

10. You just HAD to excite us potty-brains, huh?

:rofl:

:hi:

[KitchenWitch]

11. It's my job and I do it well!

:evilgrin:

I hope you were not anywhere near here with your rig. There is an entire county in western Wisconsin whose roads are completely closed.

[liberaltrucker]

14. Nah, I'm in Indy tonight.

Going to Chicago, then ORLANDO!!!!!

:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

15. Say hi to the Mouse as you drive by!

:hi:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

12. Omigod!

I am laughing so damned hard! You are too fucking funny!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

13. I am glad I could make you laugh!

:rofl:

[liberaltrucker]

16. Hi CP!

:hi:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

20. Hi back atcha, my dear liberaltrucker!

How's it going?

Take care out on those crazy roads, OK?

:hi: back atcha!

[WCGreen]

18. Wouldn't you rather have two five inchers.....

That lasted 180 seconds....

[KitchenWitch]

24. You and who else?

:rofl:

[liberaltrucker]

26. Now THAT'S snark!

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

27. Indeed!

:hi:

[Deja Q]

28. !

:woohoo:
:yourock:
:spray::rofl::rofl::spray:

[khashka]

33. Don't even go there....

I can't match her 10 inches, her height or her massive breasts, but I'm cuter. Barely. If you squint real hard.


Hey, KW - you tryin' to steal my boyfriends? Shame, woman. I thought we were friends..... the least you can do is leave me the men I might have a chance with.....

Lounge fight: KW vs Khash. Winner gets HT. That should be scary, but it sounds like fun........


Khash

[KitchenWitch]

34. I believe I am the wrong flavor for HT

so have at him, if he lets you!

[khashka]

36. Hey, I'm trying!

Don't remember his obsessive heterosexuality kick a while back?

I can probably get him... but it makes me nervous. First tall girl who needs a big bra (sound familiar KW?) and I'm yesterday's cat food.

Quit posting KW! You are ruining my love life! :)


Khash.

[KitchenWitch]

37. Oh yeah, that!

I did not put a whole lot of energy into HTs sudden burst of heterosexuality.

[WCGreen]

44. John Holmes......

[KitchenWitch]

45. Sorry, not into necrophilia

[WCGreen]

47. Ah, that's why it's only five inches.....

[KitchenWitch]

48. I know it has shrunk but I don't do dead people!

[WCGreen]

49. Some of my earlier conquests....

Seemed dead....

But then I learned the secret of love and the power of speaking in Tongues......

[KitchenWitch]

50. How cunning and clever of you!

[WCGreen]

51. Linguistically speaking....

[KitchenWitch]

55. I am sure you do not muff any speeches!

:evilgrin:

[khashka]

30. When do I quit telling KW "You should be ashamed!"

Playing Big Daddy is amusing, but when do I get to be her slave boy instead?


Yes...

"We are all in the gutter
But some of us are looking at the stars...."


Khash.

[KitchenWitch]

31. cabana boy - get your ass over here!

:evilgrin:

You have been a very naughty cabana boy!

:spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank::spank:

[khashka]

35. If you expect me

to dance around in a thong.... then we need to talk cash.




Khash.

[RevCheesehead]

39. No - she needs to negotiate a trade with me.

You are, after all, my #1 in the harem. :loveya:

[khashka]

40. Come on Rev!

Can't deny a boy some ambition! And you get a cut of the profits.....


Khash

(I don't believe I said that..... I just promised a pastor a cut in any sex work profits!. I am definitely going to hell!)

[RevCheesehead]

41. I'll hate to lose you.

But I can't deny your right to be happy.

*sigh* - you were so good at it, too. :loveya:

[khashka]

43. I ain't leaving you, girl!

Being number 1 in your harem? Hard to give up!


I just wanna make a little money.....


Khash.

[texas1928]

32. That's what she said...

Oh Wait.

[RevCheesehead]

38. And, I take it, you were satisfied with that?

If it lasts more than 4 hours, that's when you should consult a physician.


:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

42. We definitely have priapism

:scared:

[BikeWriter]

46. Hee hee hee! Gasp.... Oh... I can breathe now... ;-)

[KitchenWitch]

52. breathe BW - I do not want to lose you!

:loveya:

[Renew Deal]

53. Where did you get it?

:hurts:

[KitchenWitch]

54. all over baby, all over!

:evilgrin:

[jmm]

57. Locked

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