you gotta sing it with that kind of enthusiasm

[Ptah]

Like you just squashed a cop

[Ptah]

1. OK

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. 'I jumped off the bike

The bike went around the tree by itself. Put itself up on the stand by itself. Turned itself off.

"I walked over to my friend, Ray; he's standin' there, eatin' pickles."

[Ptah]

3. That was great.

Especially if that was an acoustic guitar.

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. 'Because if it's an acoustic guitar

the wind pressure is greater on the box side than on the neck side — because there's more guitar on the box side."

[Ptah]

5. And on one side was a cliff,

in the air.

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. I wasn't payin'

attention.

[Ptah]

7. Luckily

I didn't go into the mountain - I went over the cliff.
I was goin' at 150 miles an hour sideways and 500 feet down
at the same time.

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. I looked down

I said, "Wow! Some trip!"

And... well, I knew it was my last trip...

[Ptah]

9. I wish I wasn't in the desert when I crashed!

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. Hmmm... you must have a different version than I do

I don't remember that line. :shrug:

[Ptah]

11. Too late. Different toon.

All my enemies are sick or dead.

What did I do to offend youi?

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. Don McLean?

:shrug:

[Ptah]

13. So what's the deal? Are you reading my liner notes?

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. Heh

Nah, but the only song I could think of with "What did I do to offend you?" is "Everybody Loves Me, Baby" on the "American Pie" album.

[Ptah]

15. Sing alomg with me:

That's the one,

"What did I do to offend you."

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. Uh.. le'see...

"...and I'm twice-removed from Oscar Wilde..."

:shrug: