yvr girl, I have an answer...

[eeyore]

So, I went to a new doctor for a checkup a few years back. He stuck is hand down my pants to do the whole "Turn your head and cough" routine.

He grabbed onto my nuts, and said, "Wow...".

Now, wow is not exactly what I was expecting to hear, so I timidly asked, "Wow? Did you find something?"

"Well," he said, "In technical terms, you have really big balls."

Here I thought he was going to tell me that he found a cyst or something crazy like that, but instead I learned that I am disproportionately endowed in the size of my nuts. I had no idea before, but I guess I know now.

Are they too big? I really have no idea...they're just there.

And besides, I can walk around singing "Big Balls" by AC/DC and really mean it...

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

I'm ever upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

CHORUS:
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

CHORUS

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

CHORUS

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish...

Ball sucker

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[KitchenWitch]

1. *snort*

:rofl:

[eeyore]

3. Hey...

You're not yvr girl! She was the only one who was supposed to hear that story! :blush:

[SeattleGirl]

2. So on Fridays, do you listen to Randi Rhodes and sing

"Bounce your Balls" instead of "Bounce your Boobies"???? :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. Psst... SG

It's "cubies."

[SeattleGirl]

8. Oh.......sorry.....

:rofl:

[eeyore]

5. Bouncing balls?

Good god NO!

Are you mad, woman?

:scared:

:bounce: :nuke: :cry:

[SeattleGirl]

10. No, just slightly crazy....

:P

[khashka]

6. In the words of Joani....

This thread is useless without pics!


Sorry about your oversized testicles, mine are fairly average and I have a hard time finding a comfortable position to sleep in....you must be miserable :)



Khash.

[RevCheesehead]

7. Why?

You too proud to sleep on yer back? :evilgrin:

[khashka]

16. C'mon girl!

This an easy one!

Think breasts....


Can't sleep on your back.... they end up in wrong and painful places. On the side is no better. On your stomach is a freakin' nightmare. My best friend and I used to watch her husband sleep (with both hands protecting his genitals) and laugh.


I'm serious (quit laughing!), external genitals aren't a great deal of fun. I often think male genitals are merely a prototype and should be junked for a better design.

Khash.

[eeyore]

9. Miserable? Nah....

Though I do at times have issues with inner thigh chafing during the warmer months.

:yoiks:

[eeyore]

11. Oops! Major overshare on my part....

:spank:

[khashka]

17. TMI?

Don't worry.... most of us guys understand.

Apparently I'm having a very intimate relationship with my inner thighs. Just wish I'd been consulted first!


Khash.

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. I want to apologize in advance

But this really must be done.

Buster Gonad and his Unfeasibly Large Testicles

:evilgrin:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

13. ...............

:puke:

[eeyore]

14. What the hell?

Too fucking funny! :rofl:

Did you just happen to have that in your arsenal OR?

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. Well, yeah...

I discovered the character in a book of WWII aircraft nose art. Some British bomber had Buster Gonad painted on it, cartin' his 'nads around in a wheelbarrow.

So I googled it, and... :evilgrin:

[In_The_Wind]

18. Oh My!

without pictures :evilgrin:

[Midlodemocrat]

19. Locking

While those of us in the lounge appreciate your enthusiasm, this is definitely TMI this early in the day.

Thank you.

DU Moderator.