Diana DeGarmo - A.I. Armageddon.
Jon Peter Lewis - Weep, Sir Elton J.
Jasmine Trias - I'm a janitress!
Fantasio Barrino - Arabian fans riot.
Jon Peter Lewis - Lower, penis jet!
Fantasia Barrino - Rain bias on a fart.
Matthew Rogers - Throws 'em great!
Ryan Seacrest - A caress entry.
Diana Degarmo - I'm a goner, Dad.
Jasmine Trias - I sit as men jar!
Jennifer Hudson - No find. Shun! Jeer!
Ruben Studdard - Dude turns drab.
Clay H Aiken - Ya lean hick!
Jasmine Trias - Jams it in ears.
Diana Degarmo - Im a dead organ!
Camile Velasco - Vocalic measle.
Anthony Fedorov - A fond, horny vote.
Constantine Maroulis - A loss? I'm not uncertain.
Mikalah Gordon - Oral him? Damn! Ok.
Carrie Underwood - Win crude or adore.
Amanda Avila - 'I am a... a vandal.'
Constantine Maroulis - I'm an ass. U in control, E.T.
Nadia Turner - 'Darn! Urinate.'
Constantine Maroulis - O, Con is tin-ear man-slut.
Harold "Bo" Bice - Bed hair 'B' cool.
Constantine Maroulis - Listen... cats miao. No! Run!
Carrie Underwood - Odor incurred awe.
Aa'shia Jackson - a jackass on A.I.
Nikko Smith - OK, him stink.
Constantine Maroulis - Stains can ruin me tool!
Bohemian Rhapsody - O, brash phony media!
Nadia Turner - I, a retard nun.
Constantine Maroulis - Man, urine cost a lot! Sin.
Carrie Underwood - Nor we care, O Druid.
Nadia Turner - Rear unit, Dan.
Jessica Sierra - Jars are ice, Sis.
Constantine Maroulis - Notice more salt in anus?
Mikalah Gordon - I'm on a hard log, k?
Lindsey Cardinale - I sinned. Y'all cared.
Ryan Seacrest - Ray's ear scent.
Constantine Maroulis - Scums International
Carrie Underwood - I read one row. Crud!
Taylor Hicks - Royal Shtick
Mandisa - A dam sin.
Ace Young - Once A Guy.
Lisa Tucker - Suck it real!
Katharine McPhee - Cheaper than Mike.
Elliot Yamin - Toil, tiny male.
Brenna Gethers - Brag. Then, sneer.
Kellie Pickler - Like KILL, creep.
Taylor Hicks - Starchily OK.
Chris Daughtry - Dr. Charity Hugs
Ayla Brown - Blow a Ryan.
Lisa Tucker - Tail Sucker
Taylor Hicks - Cloak His Try
Elliott Yamin - Meaty Lint Oil
Ace Young - Gay On Cue
Chris Daughtry - Harry Disc Thug
Kevin Covais - Via Sick Oven
Bucky Covington - Gunk Convict Boy
Kellie Pickler - Elk Kill Recipe
Katharine McPhee - Men Kept Each Hair
Paris Bennett - Ten Brain Pest
Lisa Tucker - Tail Sucker
Melissa McGhee - Leg Hem Ass Mice
Carrie Underwood - Rude or Rancid Woe
Bo Bice - Ice, Bob
Fantasia Barrino - It A Banana For Sir
Diana DeGarmo - A Dog Marinade
Clay Aiken - Lay in Cake
Kelly Clarkson - Sly Knell Croak
Justin Guarini - Jig It In Uranus!
Ryan Seacrest - Necessary Rat
Randy Jackson - Snack Yard Jon
Paula Abdul - Bad luau, pal.
Simon Cowell - Low Con Slime
American Idol - Nice Oil Drama, In Racial Mode