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mac56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-04-03 08:53 AM
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Dear Tech Support (Thursday humor)
Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NHL 4.3, MLB 3.0, and NBA 3.6.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

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Dear Desperate:

First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Try to enter the command: "C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME" to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should promptly launch the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

Remember, though, that overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly 10.8.

Whatever you do: DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
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Keebs Donating Member (122 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-04-03 08:56 AM
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1. I'm upgrading
to husband 1.0 on new years eve. I think I should be worried now. LOL
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-04-03 09:12 AM
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2. Not as bad as Girlfriend V4.345
It's share-ware that stops functioning after 4 years and all you get is a "nag screen" trying to convince you to upgrade to Wife V3.0....
:7
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Keebs Donating Member (122 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-04-03 09:14 AM
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3. Shareware??
That doesn't sound to stable. Maybe you should look in to buying a copy all to yourself. LOL
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