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Bush_Eats_Beef Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-14-06 03:57 PM
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Britney Spears changes her baby's diaper on a RESTAURANT TABLE in L.A....
Edited on Tue Mar-14-06 03:57 PM by Bush_Eats_Beef
Britney Spears horrified customers when she started changing her baby on a restaurant table in Los Angeles.

One said: "It was disgusting. Someone else has got to eat at that table. Yuck." The restaurant manager is quoted in Britain's News of the World newspaper as saying: "It's Britney Spears. What can we do?"


You know what you can do? You can tell her not to have her baby's feces wiped all over a surface where people eat food. Unless you like serving feces-covered food to your customers. In which case next time tap Britney on the shoulder and let her know it'd be perfectly alright if she wanted to take a dump on the tables as well, and maybe drag her butt all over the floor like one of those cute puppies.



http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/03/14/britney_spears_is_unsanitary.html
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-14-06 03:58 PM
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1. She is so fucking over; the career that never should have been,
the white trash filth that should have stayed in the trailer humping her dad.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-14-06 03:58 PM
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2. She is NASTY
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Pacifist Patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-14-06 03:58 PM
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3. "What Can We Do?"
I don't know. Provide baby changing facilities? Tap her on the shoulder and direct her to a more appropriate location?

Sorry, but I've told Eddie Van Halen how to behave. Ms. Spears wouldn't even be a blip on my radar.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-14-06 04:02 PM
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4. You aren't supposed to do that?
:shrug:

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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-14-06 04:05 PM
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6. Of course not. Not without a cigarette dangling from your
lips and breastfeeding. C'mon UP, try and keep up.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-14-06 04:20 PM
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13. Oh so you gotta be RICH is that how it is?
GREAT just great.

Plus I quit smoking 7 months ago
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-14-06 04:06 PM
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7. we'll make an exception for you, UP
:D
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-14-06 04:21 PM
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14. (to the guy sitting next to me) Hey you wanna help out a bit and hold this
?

:bounce:
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-14-06 04:04 PM
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5. Those people in LA are such trendsetters.
Pretty soon, everyone will be doing it. :eyes:
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KFC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-14-06 04:06 PM
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8. Solution: keep all of those damn babies out of resaturants
They shit in their pants, cry, and generally act unruly.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-14-06 04:22 PM
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16. Yeah, and don't let them change their kid's diapers on tables, either.
:P
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-14-06 04:07 PM
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9. Something classic about a 'Priceless' tanktop with no bra
:eyes:
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-14-06 04:07 PM
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10. WTF? No, zip, nada (0) frick'n class whatsoever!
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Beaverhausen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-14-06 04:08 PM
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11. And the good news is....she is having another one!
:eyes:
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Bush_Eats_Beef Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-14-06 04:11 PM
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12. Yep...here's a recent photo from her Hawaii vacation...
...ah, the glow of motherhood is all over Britney like fleas on a pooch. GOOD WORK, K-Fed...good work.



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DrGonzoLives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-14-06 04:22 PM
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15. Wait...she actually does it herself?
n/t
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