C Programmers: I just squashed a MUTANT KILLER ZOMBIE BUG FROM HELL

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

typedef struct _stuff {
     sometype this;
     someothertype that;
     ...
} stuff;

.
.
.

     stuff *mystuff;

     mystuff = malloc(sizeof(mystuff)); /* WRONG WRONG WRONG THERE'S AN ASTERISK MISSING */

That little oversight caused us extreme grief today. I released a Primal Geek Scream™ when I finally found it.

Ah, And I also learned how to do two-way MySQL replication.

It's been a good day. I feel... powerful!

[Call Me Wesley]

1. Congrats!

// Generate relevant output
//
if ( Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.) && $He concludes by saying:] == 'Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.' )
{
$phrase = @openphrase("OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!");

$setjoke = 1;
while( $His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. )
{
if ( bush_match("/stunned\.")
{
include(Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?");
}
}

@closejoke($brazillion);

[Misunderestimator]

2. OMG! How does Heidi put up with you?

:rofl:

[arwalden]

3. ROFL!! Too Funny!

(I think I might have even wet myself a little bit.)

10 HOME
20 PRINT :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
30 GOTO 20

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

4. Let me guess -- the edit is because you typed GOTO 10 instead of GOTO 20

in line 30, right?

(Crap, the geekiness in this thread is reaching frightening levels)