Hello. Bertha here. Just checking in.

[bertha katzenengel]

:hi:

Dig the journals. I've been reading for an hour.

Now I must go and rescue the Furry Little Bastard from the wrath of Mrs. Venation. No cats will die here tonight.

:loveya:

[lizziegrace]

1. Hi ya Bertha!

:hi:

I'm glad the little bastard won't die tonight. I'll sleep much better! :)

[bertha katzenengel]

7. see post # 6

:loveya:

[DS1]

2. No cats maybe, but I'm off to go kill a few brazillian kittens

:evilgrin:

[bertha katzenengel]

8. see post # 6

You are evil and you must be destroyed.

[Spacemom]

3. Hi Bertha!

I miss having you around on a regular basis. :loveya: :hi:

[bertha katzenengel]

9. see post # 6

:loveya:

[elshiva]

4. I LOVE YOU BERTHA!

[bertha katzenengel]

10. see post # 6

:loveya:

[elshiva]

12. Thanks!

:hug: Sleep well.

[mac56]

5. hi Bertha

:pals:

[bertha katzenengel]

11. see post # 6

:loveya:

[bertha katzenengel]

6. Dear lizzie, ds1, spacemom, elshiva, and mac:

:loveya:

sorry so brief - gotta go to bed

:grouphug:

[Gormy Cuss]

13. Hi Bertha. I have home improvement advice for ya.

I assume that kitty door is still looming as a project. Once that's done I see you donning the tool belt and tackle more of those handyman tasks (meanwhile Mrs. V. is rolling her eyes)so here's rule to live by:

You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.
If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

A public service announcement from "Measure Once, Cut Thrice" GC.