Ashcroft joke

[Dover]

U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementaryschool. After 15 minutes speaking he says, "I will now answer any questions you have."

Bobby stands up and says: "I have four questions, sir:
1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden?
3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to destroy civil
> liberties?
4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?

Just then the bell goes off and the kids are sent out to play.

Upon returning, Mr.Ashcroft said: "I am sorry we were
interrupted. I will answer any questions you have."

A little girl called Julie stands and says: "I have six questions:

1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden?
3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to destroy civil
> liberties?
4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?
5. Why did the bell ring twenty minutes early?
6. Where is Bobby?"

[grannylib]

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