I bet being staked to an anthill in the desert, naked,

[Oeditpus Rex]

face up, with honey smeared on your hoo-hah and your eyelids cut off so you have to stare at the sun doesn't hurt as much as people say.



:popcorn:

[Floogeldy]

1. Okay

Could you please define "hoo-hah?"

:scared: :beer:

[Swede]

3. I think it's another term for the hoo hoo dilly .

I'm sure he didn't mean the cha cha.

[Deja Q]

10. He means "penis". Need a visual for that?

:D :rofl:

[Taverner]

14. Um, I thought a hoo haa was a vulva

[Dangerously Amused]

20. No. That's a "boo boo."

I think a hoo haa is more like a dillywapper.


Well, I'm pretty sure anyway.


:7

[ucmike]

24. i thought vulva was a hey nonny nonny...........

[In_The_Wind]

25. Nah. It's a yoni.

[LeftyMom]

2. I wouldn't know.

No honey. Anybody who wants to torture me can substitute agave nectar or go home. :silly:

[Hugin]

4. Ditto.

I'm allergic to some honeys.

[In_The_Wind]

5. Oh My!

:hide:

[Fleshdancer]

6. nah...it wouldn't hurt.

Now pushing a cantalope attached to a brisket through your hoo-hah might hurt a little but naked honey ant torture is probably only slightly uncomfortable.

:D

[Call Me Wesley]

7. Bah.

Been there, done that ...

[In_The_Wind]

8. Ouch!

Please tell me you are only kidding.





You Are Kidding Right?

[Call Me Wesley]

9. I still have my eyelids ...

:rofl: Sure, only kidding, since this is a copycat. Actually, I never was in a desert. ;)

[In_The_Wind]

11. You don't know how happy I am to hear that!

I've never been in the desert either. I wouldn't even want to imagine the OP.
Anthills and honey :scared: No way.
Do you think that Oeditpus Rex can be trusted?

[Call Me Wesley]

12. He has my absloute trust.

I even did an interview with him:

http://journals.democraticunderground.com/Call%20Me%20Wesley

3rd custom module on the right side. Great read!

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. He did indeed

Made me famous, he did.

And then told me to shut up. x(

[Call Me Wesley]

15. Hey, don't complain!

I stayed with the script there ... :P

[Dangerously Amused]

19. Angel Drawers.

ANGEL DRAWERS!!!



:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

21. It's part of the script, dammit!

And CMW did stay true to the script... until the end:


"Tell us about your latest film, Sir Edward."

"What?"

"Tell us about your latest film, if you'd be so very kind, Sir Edward."

"None of this 'pussy cat' nonsense?"

"Promise. (Pats seat) Please, Sir Edward."

"My latest film?"

"Yes, Sir Edward."

"Well, the idea, funnily enough, came from an idea I had when I first joined the industry in 1919. Of course, in those days I was only a tea boy..."

"Oh, shut up."

[In_The_Wind]

16. *note to self*

Do not call him: Oedi Baby, sweetie, sugar plum, Pussycat, Angel drawers or Frank.


I'll remember to call him ~ Sir Oeditpus.

[Oeditpus Rex]

22. I dunno about 'Sir'

I'm only an O.B.E. :blush:



But, for dress-up stuff... :woohoo:

[In_The_Wind]

23. Excuse me Sir Oeditpus.

Could you enlighten me a bit please. What is an O.B.E.?













We're gonna play dress-up? :woohoo:

[Oeditpus Rex]

26. Officer of the British Empire

It's like a minor-league knight. I think it's what dudes like Paul McCartney and Elton John are, and their "sirs" are sort of honorary.

[In_The_Wind]

28. Which do you prefer?

Sir Oeditpus

Sir Rex

Sir

[Oeditpus Rex]

29. I don't much care for 'Sir' at all

You can just call me Angel Drawers.

[In_The_Wind]

31. As you wish

Angel Drawers it is.

[tjwmason]

35. It's Order of the British Empire.

which is than a knighthood. Knights are usually made K.B.E. (Knight Commander of the Order of the British Empire) as well as giving the dubbing.

Foreigners aren't given the dubbing with the sword and are given an honourary knighthood - this means that they can put K.B.E. after their names but can't put "Sir" in front of them (e.g., Rudolph Giuliani K.B.E. or Colin Powell K.B.E.). British and Commonwealth folk get waved at with a sword and can use the title (e.g. Sir Paul McCartney and Sir Elton John).

[RevCheesehead]

30. Aw.... you added me to your list!

:loveya::loveya::loveya:

[trof]

17. I was in a dessert one time.

Jumped out of a cake.
I had my hoo ha covered though.
:-)

[Call Me Wesley]

18. I just hope it wasn't at the annual meeting

of the 'Friends Of The Italian Opera!' ;)

[Gormy Cuss]

27. Did you try this out at Burning Man?

Again?
:popcorn:

[In_The_Wind]

32. *giggle* rescued from page 20 ...

[Random_Australian]

33. I'll get you for that:

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[In_The_Wind]

34. Oh. Pleasepleaseplease ~ don't torture me with that!