IF you HAD to kiss one (with tongue) would it be:

[LaraMN]

or
his boss?

[KitchenWitch]

1. What is the payoff?

[LaraMN]

3. There is none. You just have to do it.

:freak:

[RevolutionaryActs]

2. I'd kill myself first.

:puke:

[LaraMN]

4. You can't. Someone will eat your firstborn child if you don't do it.

:smoke:

[SofaKingLiberal]

7. You're going to hell.

:evilgrin:

[LaraMN]

16. Minnesotans don't go to hell. They go to Branson.

But still...:scared:

[jpgray]

18. SCSU alumni go to -Bronson-

[LaraMN]

21. Are you drunk?

That's sub-par for you.:hi:

[jpgray]

26. I'm not

:( My heart isn't in this today, and my liver isn't taking up the slack. but don't worry--I posted all my clever remarks in my journal.

[LaraMN]

31. S'okay. We'll let it slide.

Did you find your wallet?

[jpgray]

37. No

I think I left it on the floor of this girl's car, along with any delusions that I'll wear the pants in this relationship (but that's another story). She's at a concert and won't get my message for some time. So I'll bitch, but worse, I'll bitch uncreatively. If I'm feeling philanthropic maybe I'll ping that poor replyless thread of yours downforum of here. :P

[LaraMN]

38. What were you doing on the floor of her car

with no pants?
Never mind...

[jpgray]

41. Losing my wallet

If it's anything like the other things I've lost on the floor of a car, I don't think it's possible to get it back.

[RevolutionaryActs]

9. I don't have any children

Nor do I want any. So you can't threaten me that way! Mwhahaha!!

[LaraMN]

17. Alright, but you've got to have a kitty, dog, or gerbil to sub in....

right?

[RevolutionaryActs]

25. Nope.

I'm heartless. :o

[LaraMN]

29. A woman with nothing to lose...

Dangerous....

[Crazy Guggenheim]

5. How do you like this? Huh?

Right Here

[LaraMN]

10. You spread the plague to another message board?!

:rofl:

Is that an offshoot of Dems08?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

13. Demo08 is gone. One of the Admins set up his own.

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[LaraMN]

19. Ah- I thought some (non-DU) names looked familiar.

Even your popcorn made the jaunt! :woohoo:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

22. Have you signed up yet?

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[LaraMN]

24. You sure they want *my* kind over there?

:scared:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

32. Give it a shot. BigJerr will just ban you otherwise ........

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[LaraMN]

34. I'll put it on my "to-do" list for tomorrow.

I'll behave myself EXTRA well!}(

[RevCheesehead]

6. I'd rather cut out my own tongue.

Not gonna do it.

[LaraMN]

11. I hear Bill's got enough tongue for two people...

Just sayin'...
:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

14. Lord Falafelmort?

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.


No, seriously.








Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

8. OK, my dear Lara......

First, who would YOU kiss......with tongue!

And second, who are these jokers? I'm stupid, I know.....they look familiar.....

:shrug:

[LaraMN]

15. Me?

Murdoch. Because he's just decrepit enough that he might have a seizure, and that would put him out of commission for taking over the media. I'd be doing my patriotic duty.

The first is Bill O'Reilly.

The second is Rupert Murdoch.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

27. OK, thanks!

I'd kiss Murdoch too.....for the same reasons!

OTOH......:puke:

[Robeson]

12. What a disgusting proposition.....

...I choose other...

[LaraMN]

28. What "other"?

Please elaborate.

[Robeson]

36. If we're talking rightwingers, there's none I'd want to tongue...

...but, if it's a general question, I'd love to tongue Angelina Jollie...:P

[LaraMN]

40. That is not in the spirit of the thread!

Angelina Jolie! It's SUPPOSED to be unpleasant!:rofl:

[Robeson]

47. Dang! You are so damn literal. Well, at least you admitted....

...that some things can be pleasent...;-)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

20. Could I bite his tongue and rip it out if I wanted too?

:popcorn: :popcorn:

[LaraMN]

23. Sure, why not?

Then you'd be especially "with tongue."

[yvr girl]

30. This is a tame version of a game I played with an old roommate

Except we had to have sex with someone, and death wasn't an option.

The weirdest one - Santa Clause or the Grinch.

[LaraMN]

33. So which one did you choose?

The jolly old man, or the shriveled green monster?

[yvr girl]

43. I went with Santa. She went with the Grinch

I just could go outside my species.

[LaraMN]

46. I'd have done the same as you.

Maybe you could swing a mall santa- could be a little less ho-ho-horrific.

[Dangerously Amused]

45. I'll bet she takes the Grinch.

Her kind always go for the bad boys.





















:P

[yvr girl]

48. What exactly is my type

Curious.

[Dangerously Amused]

49. : )

Just playing off those "why are women attracted to bad boys?" flamebait threads around here. The Grinch seemed like a poster child for those "bad boys" we're supposed to like.

[asthmaticeog]

35. Rupert, no doubt.

Power is SUCH an aphrodesiac. :loveya:

Dreeeeeeeeamy....

[LaraMN]

42. I know, kinda makes you want to lick his quivering

jowls, huh?

:9

[renegade000]

39. ...

[LaraMN]

44. That's not how kissing works.

Do I need to supply a visual aid? :P

[liberaltrucker]

50. I'd kiss my .357 Mag before either

:puke:

:hi:

[donheld]

51. I'd rather tongue kiss this, than either one of those

[u4ic]

52. Looks like it

would be willing to reciprocate with the tongue business...

[Starbucks Anarchist]

53. If I was a woman...

I'd pick O'Reilly solely because I would be able to vomit in his mouth right after frenching him.

[TheBaldyMan]

54. thank god you spared us Roger Aires *shudder*

on edit : there isn't that much alcohol in all the alternative universes combined.