Ok, what is the "Feminist Agenda?"

[Archae]

I know the "burn your bra" movement died out, due to lack of support. ;-)

[FuzzySlippers]

1. Castration of all men, of course!

Don't you listen to OxyRush?;)

[Archae]

2. No...I don't listen to the Pillhead.

BTW, who was it show said feminists wanted to Kill their kids and become witches? :crazy:

[FuzzySlippers]

3. Pat Robertson.

:D

[Archae]

5. Figures.

You get the feeling Robertson needs a reality transplant? :crazy:

[KitchenWitch]

4. Wasn't that Phyllis Schlalfley?

[FuzzySlippers]

7. I'm pretty sure it was Robertson.

And in your case, he got it half right.

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

11. You are probably right

I wish I could remember the Phyllis Schlafley quote from the mid 1980s that reminded me of that quote.

Half right indeed. :rofl:

[Fleshdancer]

6. That sounds like something Falwell might say...

...when he's not busy calling for the assassination of world leaders of course. Hmm, then again, you could be quoting Phelps...hard to say these days, isn't it?

on edit: I was wrong, it wasn't Falwell who called for Hugo's assassination, that was Pat, right? Again, I get these people confused but here's what I learn from them: US soldiers are evil because homosexuals exist in the US, I want to kill my kid and become a witch, God should strike Chavez and certain Supreme Court justices down and the purple teletubby is turning kids gay. Did I forget anything?

[FuzzySlippers]

10. It was Falwell who said the purple teletubby was gay.

:D

[FuzzySlippers]

9. Here's the whole quote.

"Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."
-- Pat Robertson

[KitchenWitch]

13. Two out of five ain't bad!

I am in for practicing witchcraft and destroying capitalism.

[NMMNG]

17. He and his ilk are living proof that Fundamentalism causes brain damage

[Celeborn Skywalker]

8. Equal pay, reproductive choice,

It's a lot to ask for, I know. :sarcasm:

[Fleshdancer]

12. Didn't you hear? Feminism is goin' retro!

Why go forward when we can go back and re-fight for the same rights we already fought for??!! Aren't you glad our society fixed everything that was wrong in the world so that we now have the time to rehash old shit? Yay us!

:sarcasm:

By the way, your bra joke was cute :)

[Whoa_Nelly]

14. THIS is the Feminist Agenda (PIC that says it all)

[Archae]

15. I found the Feminist Agenda!

FEMINIST AGENDA

0800 - 0815 Introduction, Opening Remarks
0815 - 0915 Plot to Overthrow World Leadership
0915 - 0930 BREAK - Coffee and donuts
0930 - 1030 Undermine World Religions
1030 - 1200 General Attacks on the Institution of the American Family
1200 - 1300 Catered Lunch and Fashion Show
1300 - 1330 Plot to Remove All Men From The World
1330 - 1400 BREAK - Cake and Champagne
1400 - 1500 Leave Husbands (If Applicable)
1500 - 1530 Kill Children
1530 - 1700 Become Lesbian
1730+ Evening Mixer; Open Bar

:rofl:

[Fleshdancer]

16. Thank Goddess they scheduled a coffee break this year!

Last year I could barely concentrate on general attacks of the institution of the American family...I arrived late and never did have breakfast so I was absolutely famished! Later that eventing my new lesbian lover assured me I would do better next year but I wasn't so sure until I read this revised schedule. Caffeine and refined sugar is a definite MUST for achieving our FEMINIST AGENDA.

[NMMNG]

18. I already have 1530-1700 under control

:P

[KitchenWitch]

19. That means you can procede directly to the open bar!

:rofl:

[NMMNG]

20. Woo hoo!

Rack me up a Slippery Nipple, followed by a Screaming O. :9

[KitchenWitch]

21. Locking in 3...2...1...

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

22. When is the "become a witch" portion of the program?

Does that fit under the "Undermine World Religions" time?