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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 10:55 AM
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I know what happens when you die!

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing on Iraq. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 10:57 AM
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1. And now you are MUCH CLOSER to your own demise!
:nuke: :nuke:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 10:58 AM
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2. If I don't go mental first
:eyes:

I figured I might as well give the turdpool a stir along with Beastman
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 01:27 AM
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3. .
:kick:
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 01:36 AM
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4. Oh you BASTID....
....WHY!?! :evilgrin:

:hi:
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