How Many Lounge Posts can be posted on this thread in fifteen minutes?

[progmom]

According to my clock it is 2:30 eastern time... post anything (a word, sentence, question, assertion, etc.)

Ready. Set. GO!

[DS1]

1. 1

[DS1]

2. 2

[DS1]

3. 3

[DS1]

4. 4

[progmom]

7. oooh - you're gonna go the way of the beast man!

:scared:

[DS1]

10. no

As evidenced by this morning, I can just slip under the spam-kill radar ;-)

[progmom]

12. you're a wiley one

;)

[DS1]

15. uh huh

[progmom]

25. .

[DS1]

27. jumped too high

thought I saw boobies

[progmom]

32. i can see how that kind of thing can happen

Don't even want to know what you thought you saw here.

[DS1]

33. only an anti-link placeholder

i hate fortunecity
i hate unfulfilled boobies pictures

[progmom]

34. i edited

:)

[progmom]

35. and here's some boobies

[DS1]

36. they need to be set free

don't you agree?

[progmom]

38. they certainly look like they would be more comfortable

...set free

[DS1]

5. #

[DS1]

6. well, i'm bored now

:yoiks:

[Richardo]

8. and nearly tombstoned, I'm sure.

beware the spam filter :scared:

[DS1]

11. F that

bring it

[ScreamingMeemie]

Hi Richardo!!!

:hi:

[Richardo]

19. Hi MrsG

Love the journal! :hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

20. Thanks! They are a fun little project! I'm off to read through yours.

:hi:

[Richardo]

24. It'll get better - I just discovered journals this AM

:)

[ScreamingMeemie]

30. I accidentally left my copy of Franken's new book in the pocket of

a wheelchair when I took my grandma in for some tests. PassingFair bought it for me for Christmas...Luckily, I bought her the same thing, so I'll just borrow hers when she is done. ;) :hi:

[progmom]

9. but you're awfully sweet to have played

i'm bored.

:dunce:

[DS1]

13. me too

more

[progmom]

21. i dunno

i bet i'm ever more bored than you are.

[DS1]

26. is that the monopoly dude's kid?

[progmom]

28. heck if i know

i just typed "boring" in google image. :shrug:

[DS1]

31. what a boring approach

why not type in 'testicle-shrivelling excitement'

[underpants]

14. You are? Check this out

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[DS1]

16. wow, didn't see that one coming

nawt

[Call Me Wesley]

17. My wonderful Journal:

http://journals.democraticunderground.com/Call%20Me%20Wesley

Interview with Oeditpus Rex online!

Call Me Wesley: Good evening. One of the most prolific posters of this board, or indeed of any age, is Sir Oeditpus Rex, and we are indeed fortunate to have him with us in this module tonight.

Oeditpus Rex: Good evening.
Call Me Wesley: Oeditpus ... you don't mind if I call you Oeditpus?
Oeditpus Rex: No, not at all.
Call Me Wesley: Because it does worry some people - I don't know why - but they are a little sensitive so I take the precaution of asking on these occasions.
Oeditpus Rex: No, that's fine.
Call Me Wesley: So Oeditpus is all right. Splendid. I'm sorry to have brought it up.
Oeditpus Rex: No, no, please. Oeditpus it is.
Call Me Wesley: Well thank you very much for being so helpful. And it's more than my job's worth to, er ...
Oeditpus Rex: Yes, quite.
Call Me Wesley: Makes it rather difficult to establish a rapport - put the other person at his ease ...
Oeditpus Rex: Quite.
Call Me Wesley: Silly little point but it does seem to matter. Still, er, least said the better. Pus, when you first started you ... I hope you don't mind if I call you Pus, er, I mean as opposed to Oeditpus?
Oeditpus Rex: No, no, everyone calls me Pus.
Call Me Wesley: Well of course it's shorter, isn't it.
Oeditpus Rex: Yes it is.
Call Me Wesley: And much less formal!
Oeditpus Rex: Yes, Pus, Oeditpus or anything!
Call Me Wesley: Thank you. Um, incidentally, do call me Wes. I don't want you bothering with this 'Wesley' nonsense! Ha ha ha ha! Now where were we? Ah yes. Oedi Baby, when you first started in the ...
Oeditpus Rex: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I don't like being called "Oedi Baby".
Call Me Wesley: What?
Oeditpus Rex: I don't like being called "Oedi Baby".
Call Me Wesley: Did I call you "Oedi Baby"?
Oeditpus Rex: Yes, you did! Now if you could get on with the interview ...
Call Me Wesley: I don't think I did call you "Oedi Baby".
Oeditpus Rex: You did!
Call Me Wesley: I didn't really call you "Oedi Baby", did I, sweetie?
Oeditpus Rex: Don't call me "sweetie"!
Call Me Wesley: Can I call you "sugar plum"?
Oeditpus Rex: No.
Call Me Wesley: "Pussycat"?
Oeditpus Rex: No!
Call Me Wesley: "Angel drawers"?
Oeditpus Rex: No you may not! Get on with it!
Call Me Wesley: Can I call you "Frank"?
Oeditpus Rex: Why "Frank"?
Call Me Wesley: It's a nice name. Richard Nixon's got a hedgehog called Frank.
Oeditpus Rex: What IS going on?
Call Me Wesley: Now Frank -- Fran -- Frannie -- little Frannie-pooh ...
Oeditpus Rex: No. I'm leaving. I'm off. I'm going. I've never ...
Call Me Wesley: Tell us about your latest post on DU, Sir Oeditpus.
Oeditpus Rex: What?
Call Me Wesley: Tell us about your latest post on DU, Sir Oeditpus, if you'd be so very kind.
Oeditpus Rex: None of this "Pussycat" nonsense?
Call Me Wesley: Promise. Please, Sir Oeditpus.
Oeditpus Rex: My latest post on DU?
Call Me Wesley: Yes, Sir Oeditpus.
Oeditpus Rex: Well the idea, funnily enough, is based on an idea I had when I looked at a response I got. Of course, it was only a spanking smilie and ...
Call Me Wesley: Oh shut up!

[Shine]

18. Last night the full moon looked amazing. n/t

[progmom]

23. aw damn

i should have looked. :(

[Shine]

37. That's Ok, just look tonite!

it looks full for a couple of days on either side of the "actual" full moon...

:hi:

[deadparrot]

22. hello!

:hi:

[progmom]

29. hey there!

:hi: