Ahem. For the ladies - what it feels like to be kicked in the nuts

[Taverner]

I have been kicked in the nuts twice in my life, and neither time was pleasant.

Here's the step by step feeling.

OK, testicles are very sensitive. Upon the initial impact, your pain neurons send a message straight to your brain like a lightning bolt. The brain responds back "DUCK AND COVER." So you do. You are now rolled up in fetal, with your hands covering (lightly) your crotch. This initial pain goes away, but is replaced by a dull, throbbing pain that grows with every minute. this pain starts to consume you, and soon your are in even more pain than the initial shock. You start to feel your heart beat in your neck, and your penis goes into full shrinkage. This dull pain lasts for a long time, making you unable to walk, or move. Blinking hurts. No amount of percocet or vicodin will lessen the pain. Your whole body throbs with agony with every breath and heartbeat.

[LaurenG]

1. I am so sorry that just sounds so wrong...

:cry:

[In_The_Wind]

2. That sounds horrible!

I'm very glad I never kicked anyone in the nuts.

But I'll remember that if I ever need a quick get-away!