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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 11:44 PM
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another little funny and then I'll behave.
Dirty trick


Three mischievous grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then a grandpa walked by, and one of the old grandmas yelled out saying, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are."

The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools."

One of the ornery grandmas said, "Sure we can! Just drop your under shorts and we can tell your exact age."



Embarrassed just a little, he dropped his drawers. The grandmas stared at him for a while, asked him to turn around a couple of times, asked him to jump up and down for a little while and then they all piped up and said,

"You're 84 years old!"

"How in the world did you guess?!?"

The ornery old grandmas, snickered and laughed. Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three happily yelled in unison, "Because we were at your birthday party yesterday!"
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 11:48 PM
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1. LOL! Cute.
That reminds me of a similar joke.





Three little old ladies were sitting at a bus stop, when all of a sudden a flasher jump out of the bushes and flashed the ladies. Well the first little old lady had a stroke.


Then the second little old lady had a stoke.


But the third little old lady just couldn't reach that far.
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 11:58 PM
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3. Now you got me laughing my ass off
Thats a keeper
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 11:52 PM
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2. DOLs need to have fun too!
:rofl:
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