So when fundies say sex should not be enjoyed...

[Deja Q]

what happens when they actually do it?

Do they feel ashamed as they are doing it? (and doesn't that in turn prolong the experience, which would be another no-no?)

Do they engage in 50 silent "Hail Mary"s should they even whisper a moan?!

Does the guy end up all depressed and suicidal once he, um, "releases his seed"!!!

I suppose all this now fully authenticates and justifies "post delivery depression" because, in whacked-up fundie eyes, that means she is now ready to bake another bun in the oven... and they're sad because they're not supposed to have fun delivering the yeast...

[In_The_Wind]

1. Hey! All Fundies should abstain from having sex!

We'll have less of 'em to put up with. :rofl:

[alarimer]

3. I personally refrain from having sex with fundies

myself. Just doing my part.

[In_The_Wind]

8. No one should have sex with a Fundie. Ever!

The Fundie population would drop radically! :)




http://www.sullivan-county.com/news/mine/quotes.htm

"When you know the LORD you have no need for masturbation."
--Brice Wellington


"I want you to just let a wave of intolerance wash over you. I want you to let a wave of hatred wash over you. Yes, hate is good... Our goal is a Christian nation. We have a biblical duty, we are called on by God to conquer this country. We don't want equal time. We don't want pluralism."
--Randall Terry, The News Sentinel, (Ft. Wayne, IN.), 8/16/93


"Nobody has the right to worship on this planet any other God than Jehovah. And therefore the state does not have the responsibility to defend anybody's pseudo-right to worship an idol."
--Rev. Joseph Morecraft, Chalcedon Presbyterian Church, "Biblical Role of Civil Government" speech given 8/31/93 at Biblical Worldview and Christian Education Conference

:wtf:

[alarimer]

9. There is something wrong with those people

I mean seriously wrong. Like Nazi-level wrong. I guess that's the worst I can compare them to.

[hunter]

16. I wanna know why "When you know the LORD..."

Oh, never mind.

[In_The_Wind]

17. It wasn't my idea.

:shrug:

[LaraMN]

2. I know a fundie guy who is engaged and has sex with is fiance,

but won't let her stay the night, afterwards....because THAT would be wrong, apparently...
:eyes:
People need to get over their stupid sexual hangups. If you think it's so wrong, then don't do it. If it isn't, then just freaking take the necessary precautions and enjoy yourself, already. (That's my position on the issue, anyway.)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

6. A. FUCKING. MEN. -nt

[Pied Piper]

13. Heh, heh

He said "FUCKING MEN"!

[mikeytherat]

4. It is complete and utter horsehockey

My sis-in-law's uber-fundie boyfriend (earth is 6,000 years old, Bush is a Saint, yadda, yadda, yadda) has NO problem with fornication, as they have been living together for several years.

He never attends church, either.

mikey_the_rat

[TallahasseeGrannie]

5. Fundies don't say Hail Marys

Most are very anti-Catholic.

I think maybe they sing Amazing Grace.

[Road Scholar]

19. Amazing Grace??? Is she still around? She's a

friggin'republican. ROFFLMAO:rofl:

[genie_weenie]

7. Do people really still have the view

that sex is some how dirty?

I don't understand how the activities of two, consenting, of age persons can be bad! :shrug:


Damn you Augustine!!!

[Deja Q]

10. Maybe they don't get much and have ended up bitter...?

:shrug:

[Alleycat]

11. That is totally stupid

I don't know any "Fundies" do they really think that way? If God did not want sex to be pleasurable then why did God invent the orgasms. I would think God would want it to be pleasurable so that we continue to do it so that the human race would continue.

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. I don't wanna be like Judas or something

but when did a fundie say sex shouldn't be enjoyed? :shrug:

It wouldn't surprise me. I've just never heard it.

[SeattleGirl]

14. It's not always in words that they say it.

It's in their actions (or in-actions).

[Deja Q]

15. My ex WAS a fundie.

And I learned a lot.

[rustydog]

18. If you had sex with a fundie, you wouldn't enjoy it either

[Deja Q]

20. That's one thing I learned...

:rofl:

[Benfea]

21. We should pass a law making it illegal for them to have sex. ;)

After 40 years or so, it might make this country a better place.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

22. According to the deacon at my catholic parish...

Sex is supposed to be enjoyed. He even made it a point to let us know that he and his wife, who are probably in their early sixties, are still enjoying it. :scared:
Duckie

[BigMcLargehuge]

23. Locked

Hey, both bigoted AND a sex thread... Two stroke penalty.



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