Misheard Lyrics Anyone?

[TallahasseeGrannie]

I heard my favorite on the way to work this morning. I have NO idea what it really says.

"Blinded by the light....racked up like a douche, another rubber in the night."

Share yours?

[LaurenG]

1. My niece, when little sang "everytime you go away you take a

piece of meat with you". She may still think those are the words.:shrug: :)

[RebelOne]

2. Check out this Web site for more misheard lyrics.

http://www.kissthisguy.com/

[arwalden]

3. Finally It's Happened To Me ... MONKEY LIPS Can't Describe It.

(Ce Ce Penniston)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

4. Vincent Price in Thriller: "And though you FUCK to stay alive..."

[AllegroRondo]

5. I wanna rock and roll all night....

and part of every day.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

6. Eye of the Tiger by Survivor:

"And the last known survivor talks his pray in the night"

[mzteris]

7. Super salad bar . . .

instead of "suicide blonde"



Oh and that's "wrapped up like a douch into a roller in the night." duh.


:rofl:

[ChoralScholar]

8. The actual words are almost as incomprehensible:

"Blinded by the light... revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night"

I won a twisted lyrics contest on this one:

The misheard lyric was "Cinnamon Gum"

The actual lyric was "Shoulda been gone" from 'Oh Sherrie' by Steve Perry.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

9. As a child I misheard things in church

particularly from "The Creed"

Which says: "He was buried under Pontius Pilot"

and I heard as "He was buried under a Bunch of Spiders"

[Coventina]

10. How about "Give us this day, our day-old bread"

Comes from growing up poor and going to the bakery outlets, I guess.

[Road Scholar]

26. When my son was little he would say " God is Grape, God is good.

He liked his grape jelly. lol

[Bassic]

11. "New blood joins this earth"

To us frenchies sounded like "Nous battons des oeufs" (we are beating eggs)

:rofl:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

19. I'll see your beating eggs and raise you...

...Daryl Hall and John Oates. The chorus to "I Can't Go For That" sounds EXACTLY like "tentou fuder" (tried to fuck) in Portuguese.

Needless to say, that song was the source of great amusement for Brazilian radio DJ's circa 1981. We called it "The Attempt Song."

[ScreamingMeemie]

12. Big ole Jet Had a Light on..instead of Big Old Jet Airliner.

:hi:

[no name no slogan]

14. OMG!!! We joking on that at band practice last night!

My band does these oddball medleys of tunes (just for entertainment value), and we were goofin' on a medley of "Swingtown (come on and dance)" by Steve Miller and "Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats. And since we were in Steve Miller mode, we also played "Big Old Jet Had A Light On", too.

That CAN'T be a conicidence.

[ScreamingMeemie]

16. Oh wow!That is wild.

I swear wavelengths run through this place for us to hop on and off of. That's really crazy.

[NJCher]

22. it's the collective unconscious

When John Lennon came out with "Here Comes the Sun," numerous other songs came out about the sun, too.




Cher

[begin_within]

13. Rolling Stones: "Heartbreaker... with your bowling ball"

[no name no slogan]

15. "'scuse me, while I kiss this guy"

www.kissthisguy.com -- this will keep you entertained for days

[Strong Atheist]

17. What was that old 50's/60's song banned in Boston because it was

misheard? It had a Caribbean flavor, I think...

[JohnKleeb]

20. Louie, Louie?

[Strong Atheist]

24. Thank you, that was it! nt.

[WCGreen]

18. Return to Simba..... The Elephant.... Instead of return to sender.....

[liberalitch]

21. Frito lady living a lie......

I still don't know what was actually said in the song "Sweet Magnolia Wine" pointer sisters

[Texasgal]

23. " there's a bathroom on the right"

By CCR. :rofl:

[bbernardini]

25. My all-time favorite: "Slow motion Walter, the fire engine guy."

Also known as "Smoke on the water, a fire in the sky."

The fact that it's about a Frank Zappa concert helps put it in the number one position. ;)