Well, that's the last straw

[DS1]

I'm now fielding phone calls from FUCKING SPORTS MORONS who can't operate the March Goddam Madness software my boss sent out.

1 more day.

[underpants]

1. really?

How many is a BRazilian?

[AllegroRondo]

2. I hope they have a license for that software

I'd hate to see them get audited.

[LaraMN]

3. Don't worry. We've got more straws for you.

Oh wait- I used them to make fabulous jewelry. Sorry. You're fucked.

[DS1]

7. I bring my own straws

[LaraMN]

9. Are they made from baby intestines?

Just askin'.

[DS1]

10. panda umbilical cords

since you asked

[bettyellen]

4. pretend you are some chick from india.....

and tell them you have replaced the american named martin. ;)

[DS1]

6. best idea yet

[bettyellen]

11. put on a sari and kick some man ass

it'll be sort of like boxing day or one of those dress like a savage parties you brits love so. :P

[DS1]

12. Yes hello please to be helping us

You are technical difficulty with March Madness?

Sir, you can turn on the ESPN and watch live if you like Sir

No?

Then take a faceful of Shiva's Vindaloo you colonialist beef-eater!

[WindRavenX]

5. software?

whatever happened to just printing out a pdf of a bracket? :shrug:

[DS1]

8. It's on the web

but I'm surrounded by knuckleheads