Anyone know if the visine in food trick works?

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

I'm becoming tempted to put some in my boss' coffee. Does this work or am I wasting my time? :-)

[Richardo]

1. Work for what?

:shrug:

[EstimatedProphet]

3. Maybe it makes people's eyes better.

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

2. according to snopes, no

http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/visine.asp

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

4. damnit.

thanks!

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

11. cant you melt a piece of ex-lax chocolate into his coffee?

:shrug:

[Misunderestimator]

8. Holy Shit... that's awful. In fact, kinda scary.

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

9. that little kid story freaked me out!

:scared:

[Misunderestimator]

12. That and the guy getting the spiked wheat-grass smoothie.

:scared:

Scariest part is that (even though this is the first I've ever heard of using Visine for any purpose other than relieving bloodshot eyes) most people would think it's relatively harmless. The myth that it causes diarrhea and nothing worse makes it EXTREMELY scary.

[Dora]

5. DON'T DO IT!

Seriously - it's not a good idea.

http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/visine.asp

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

6. I wasn't REALLY serious.

But I do hate my boss. :-)

[Dora]

7. If it didn't have the potential to kill him

I'd tell you to go for it.

You could bake some chocolate ex-lax brownies....

[EstimatedProphet]

10. Try a chicken bomb instead

There is damned little worse

[petronius]

13. Don't leave us hanging, here - what's a chicken bomb?

[EstimatedProphet]

14. Chicken bomb

This is truly one of the nastiest things you can do to a person short of physical harm.

Take a 1 quart bell jar-the kind that has a screw-on tight lid with a rubber gasket.

Put in 1 quart of chicken livers.

Cap tightly.

Leave in enemies office in a place where it won't be found.

Eventually the rotting chicken livers will build up enough pressure to blow up the jar. It will probably take a few weeks, but it's going to go off eventually. You don't want it to blow glass around and actually hurt someone, so put it someplace where it won't cause fragmentation damage to them. when it goes off it will have them heaving for the rest of the day, and it will spray rotting chicken liver pulp everywhere. There is the possibility that the office will have to be remodeled.

This information is given for educational purposes only. The author does not recomment actually constructing a chicken bomb.

[petronius]

16. Wow - I feel nauseous just thinking about it

Still, I do have some jars...

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

18. God Dammit!!!

I was YOU!!!

[underpants]

15. Look what it did for us

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

17. Look how smooth the blue dude looks!

That's right - he's pointing at YOU!

[MrSlayer]

19. Visine took out the vomit inducing ingredient about 15 years ago.

It was always a great tool for bartenders who wanted to get rid of unruly people or if you wanted to fuck with someone who was being an asshole.