Caption our girl Katherine !

[GalleryGod]

I'll Start:evilgrin: "Katherine Enjoys Being a Cowgirl and Namesake Position":evilgrin:

[Catfight]

1. The horse enjoys some shade from KH's fake boobs. nt

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. The lady with the pink tits and the big hat! N/T

[graywarrior]

3. Baloons!! Buy one, get one free at Publix.

[LostinVA]

4. "The 2000 election was as fake as my tits!"

[Maestro]

12. Funny!

:rofl:

[LostinVA]

19. I thought so too!

[begin_within]

5. Which one is Katherine?

[Liberalynn]

6. The Horse

is thinking "get this nut job off of me. If only I was double jointed and could get my leg high enough I'd kick the crap out of her."

Katherine is thinking, "if I fall at least my boobies will help me bounce back up!"

The other side of the banner probably gives the number of her plastic surgeon. For the crowd of course. Katherine probably has him on speed dial.

MEOW

[Beaverhausen]

7. She has huuuuuuge....tracts of land!

[Catch22Dem]

23. Someday, allllllllll this will be yours

:evilgrin:

[mikeytherat]

28. What? The curtains?

mikey_the_rat

[Elidor]

8. "My boobies and I will fight for your family values!"

Ugh.

[begin_within]

9. "Please welcome Congresswoman Katherine Harris and her Hanging Chads"

[Fenris]

10. "Wiiiiiiiilburrrrrr! Look at those sweater puppets!"

[In_The_Wind]

11. The Breastplate Is For Protection Purposes Only.

[texas1928]

13. BREAKING NEWS!!!!! Congresswoman sneezes at rodeo...

3 dead and 4 wounded when rivets burst from her pants.



Damn them things are tight.

[ET Awful]

14. If you like your boobs as fake as your sincerity, vote Katherine.

:bounce: :bounce:

[JanMichael]

15. Botox Election Stealing Bitch with Big Fake Boobs scares voters and horse.

?

[rustydog]

16. I want your vote, and to ensure the vote, I'm spending ten million

dollars on even BIGGER boobs!

yes, vote for me and I'll get a 10-million dollar boob-job.
Then you'll have three more boobs in the senate!

[Blue-Jay]

17. "I fixed a national election and all I got were these lousy tits"

[TheBaldyMan]

18. I recognize Harris but who's that on her back ?

[salin]

20. All I have to do to pay for this photo op

is earmark $1,000,000 for a specialized horse heating program... what a deal!

[DS1]

21. Katherine Harris tries out her new ergonomic saddle designed to

increase bloodflow and prevent erectile dysfunction.


However, in all seriousness, if that picture was the only thing I knew about this woman and I met her in a hotel bar and I wasn't attached - I'd hit that all night

[UCLA02]

22. So would THIS guy...

OR maybe this guy...uhhh...dog...




But NOT this guy....

[Aristus]

24. Probably no more face left to lift.

Having contributed so heavily to the cosmetic surgery industry, Katherine Harris will probably have the favor returned in the next election.

[Arugula Latte]

25. What do the horse and Katherine Harris's mother have in common?

They both pushed out a steaming pile of shit.

[lpbk2713]

26. Now there's something you don't see every day .....

A horse with two assholes.

[mykpart]

27. Is her picture on the website for Plastic Surgery Disasters?

[GalleryGod]

29. Kick for Katherine on St. Patty's Day !

" Lord, my crotch is NUMB!"