This is hilarious

[undergroundpanther]

A chinese take out menu..with some STRANGE chinese to english translations.

http://www.rahoi.com/2006/03/may-i-take-your-order.php

[rucky]

1. !!??!?!?! I needed a good laugh...

and a side of benumbed cowboy pole.

[undergroundpanther]

2. Carbon burns black bowel

Now that's appetizing! LOL

[0007]

25. Yummy yummy!

[Skittles]

3. did you notice no other cowboy parts were advertised?

:o

[rucky]

5. Reminds me of a joke about a 3-legged talking pig...

Punchline: "A pig this good, you don't eat all at once"

[rumpel]

4. LOL, they must have used those internet free translating sites.

:rofl:

great find :applause:

thanks

& Good nite

[JohnnyRingo]

6. Pretty funny...check this link from there:

http://pics.rahoi.com/index.php?gallery=./manglish

Under "pictures"
Gets even better.

[readmoreoften]

7. OH MY GOD I HAVEN'T LAUGHED SO HARD IN I DON'T REMEMBER

BENUMBED HOT VEGETABLE FRIES FUCK SILK???

[rucky]

8. *kick*

[mainegreen]

9. Great. Now all my coworkers know I'm not working.

Seriously. Funny. Shit.

[AlCzervik]

10. Rurality salad? lol.

[BeeBee]

11. One of my favorite websites is...

www.engrish.com

If you liked this, check it out.

[meganmonkey]

12. I was about to post that too

I haven't beent here in a while - I need to go check out the new pics
:)

[MisterP]

18. and the converse:

http://hanzismatter.com/

painfully funny

[meganmonkey]

13. Ginger Bumping Milk (Hot)

:rofl:

I can't breathe

:rofl:

[meganmonkey]

14. I gotta kick this

to the top so more folks can see it.

A good belly laugh is good for the soul, and it is pretty much guaranteed. Carbon burns black bowel.

:)

[MamaBear]

15. By all means,

:kick:
:D :D :D :D :D

[Richard Steele]

16. Check their back room for a DSL modem and seize all their hard drives!

I think we just found the bastards
who send me those 20 spam eMails every damn day!

I recognize the writing style!

[understandinglife]

17. I like your version of the SD quarter!

Very well done!


Be The Bu$h Opposition - 24/7

[Richard Steele]

19. Thank you! Please feel free to steal it and pass it along.

[Blue_Tires]

20. ttt n/t

[Richard Steele]

21. Have to KICK this,my sweetie almost PEED herself when I showed it to her.

It gets kinda lame in the middle for awhile,
but if you take the time to read it all,
it really BUILDS to a conclusion!

Not kidding about my sweetie-
towards the end, she kept leaving the room
because she needed to BREATHE...
and she was laughing so hard that she couldn't do
it in the same room with that menu!

[Flubadubya]

22. Hmm.. "Cowboy leg beautiful pole."

Someone's been to see Brokeback Mountain, perhaps? :rofl:

[Ilsa]

23. Here's one:

Got off a plane in Dallas. Went to a Chinese Restaurant. The waitress barely spoke english. It is a buffet and she brings a plate, then leans forward and asks if I would like pussy. I had just come off a plane and my ears were still shot so I asked her to repeat it. She did. All I could say was "Uh, no."

It was later that I realized she wanted to know if I wanted a Pepsi.

[Benfea]

24. I'll pass on the "Slippery meat in king's vegetables pillar."

That's too funny!

[Richard Steele]

26. KICK for the Friday LOUNGE...you have to read it all for the full effect!

[displacedtexan]

27. Ah, but have you ever ordered takeout from this Baltimore restaurant?

EAT MUST BE FREE

[NV Whino]

28. Oh my god! That is wonderful.

I just about split a gasket laughing.

:rofl: