I was so exhausted this afternoon, I thought my oven was running XP

[dolo amber]

I had my laptop down in the living room where, coincidentally, my stove and fridge have lived for the last week. Don't ask. x(

Anyway, so I glance over and notice the Windows certificate of authenticity thingy on the side of my oven...I'm like "That's nice". Then I'm like :wtf:! Then I just kinda stood there looking like a dog does when it hears a funny noise for a couple minutes, small drool gathering to dribble down my chin... Seconds before that horrible fate, I realized I was looking at the (black) bottom of my laptop I'd moved out of the path of the cable guy and set next to my (black) oven. :D

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. I love my girl.

[Richardo]

6. Pick D!! Pick D!!

That is one hilarious screen shot.

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. Best thing is...

...if I had a nickel for every time dolo had that very same expression, I could hire Martha Stewart to be our maid.

It wouldn't be so funny if she weren't so smart.

[tigereye]

14. all moms get that look

well, probably all parents get that look. Regardless of IQ.

[havocmom]

2. Ever finish a glass of milk, put the glass in the fridge and

the milk carton in the dishwasher?

[Jamastiene]

4. Yes. That is my routine actually.

Only I don't have a dishwasher, so what ends up happening is that I throw the glass in the trash and put the empty Dr Pepper bottle back in the fridge after pouring my drink. It's messy and annoying. I need more hours in the day and less interruptions so I can just park it in front of my computer on DU and live the way I want to, with great people who share my views and my absentmindedness. Life is too short to do anything else. I hate missing a minute here. To all DU'ers, :loveya: :hug: !!!

[SOteric]

3. Just wait 'til you see what

the Spam filter is kicking out into your pantry. :hi:

[UncleSepp]

5. Is that a Windows Logo Program certified oven?

Does it run on USB? :-) I have a nice end table that used to run Windows. An end table with a large scorch on the motherboard. I think I must've loaded the oven drivers by mistake.

[Beware the Beast Man]

8. i make the most delightful online porn casserole.

[Magrittes Pipe]

9. Do you have a creampie for dessert?

:9

[Dora]

10. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

This lurker is leaving the lounge now.

[eyesroll]

12. He had Creamy Collon.

[ghostsofgiants]

18. Hahahaha, why is this not in your journal?

[Magrittes Pipe]

19. My journal is dumb.

[ghostsofgiants]

20. So it was too clever for your journal?

Your journal is hilarious.

[Magrittes Pipe]

23. Please stop mocking me.

:cry:

[ghostsofgiants]

24. Suck it up, princess.

[asthmaticeog]

11. Eeewww, fuck that, you should get a Mac oven.

[petronius]

13. Did it shut down half way through the pot roast?

[tigereye]

15. get some sleep

:)

[LaraMN]

16. Lol! When my last kid was little(r), I once attempted to screw a bottle

nipple onto a gallon of milk, for him. A few days ago, I went to all the trouble of getting the kids dressed and loaded in the car, took off, and then had to come back home after five minutes of driving around trying to remember where it was that I was supposed to be going. Don't worry- this kind of stuff is a sign of genius. :rofl:

[Magrittes Pipe]

17. Hehehehehehe.

"Nipple."

[LaraMN]

21. Yeah- I only noticed the inanity of what I was doing , because the little

latex sucker was cocked all funny.

[Magrittes Pipe]

22. I don't get it.

:shrug: