They just banned severing your own penis in Colorado...

[Richardo]

Severe thread-grafting :crazy:

[XNASA]

1. But it's still legal to severe someone else's?

[Richardo]

2. Except on Sundays

:thumbsup:

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

3. When severing your own penis is outlawed...

...only outlaws will have severed penises.

Should make 'em easy to identify in a line-up.

"Yes, officer...he was about six feet, caucasian, in his late 30s, dark hair, he had on jeans, a black t-shirt, and...oh yeah. I almost forgot. He had severed his own penis."

:evilgrin:

[johnnie]

4. How about second hand penises?

:shrug:


Or is that "peni"?

[underpants]

5. Oh NO!

[In_The_Wind]

6. That's a darned good ban.

:scared:

[edbermac]

7. Thank God!

Just imagine how terrible this beautiful scenery would look with severed penises all over the place...

[Richardo]

9. Thanks, edbermac, for NOT photoshopping that image...

:scared:

[SofaKingLiberal]

8. But that will make it easier for them to breed.

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10. That tears it.

n/t