Duelling severed penis threads in the Lounge. Whouldathunkit?

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[In_The_Wind]

1. I missed that!

:wow:

[edbermac]

2. I thought Matcom would be all over that...

But he said he was stuck in a meeting this a.m.

That really sucks if you can't read a story about a guy who severs his penis and throws it at the cops and not have that brighten your morning...x(

[In_The_Wind]

4. I don't exactly see how that would brighten my morning other than:

Making me very grateful that I don't need to interact with the truly sick members of society.

The sanctity of my ivory tower is more appealing every time I read about something like this.

[anarch]

3. now there's a duel I just plain don't want to see

"Gentlemen, choose your weapons."

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5. It would be like going to a Gallagher show

bring your plastic sheeting

(not that I'd ever go see that talentless assbag)

[underpants]

6. They should put on helmets and uniforms and have it out right now

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7. Dammit. I had to click on it

There goes any chance of me being gay.