I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer

[underpants]

Sweet sweet beer.

I really don't know what it is but I have had a craving for beer all day long. Seriously.

Maybe it was the slices of pizza I had for breakfast - yes even married guys with a baby can still enjoy cold pizza from the night before for breakfast.

Maybe it is all the talk on morning TV and radio about drinking.

I rarely drink anymore and when I do it is usually a cold adult mixed beverage not beer. But today I want a beer.

This is really weird.

Should I go with the COLD MILLAHS* or some frufru treehugger beer?

* COLD MILLAHS is my expression for the big brand labels. It is very funny and I hope that it will catch on.

[mikeytherat]

1. Last night got so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the stadium

and ate the dirt under the bleachers.

mikey_the_rat

[underpants]

2. Son, a woman is like a beer.

They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one.

[mikeytherat]

3. A woman is like a refrigerator - they're green, they're about 6 feet tall,

they weigh about three hundred pounds.

mikey_the_rat

[tigereye]

4. oh I could have got you some and

mentally transported it to... where are you again? I got some Guinness and some Murphy's Stout and some wheat beers. The better to be safe at home on St. Pats.

Hope that mental image is not too taxing! :beer:


get a few after work! (a bit of alcohol is sometimes necessary after the little (and big ones) have gone to bed!)

[underpants]

7. Beer

is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy-Ben Franklin

Yes I just got the green light from my wife.

[Left Is Write]

5. "COLD MILLAHS" do not darken my doorstep...

I like my beer to have some flavor. ;)

But whatever kind you like - have!

[underpants]

6. Oh no! What have I done?

I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... not even close


Actually COLD MILLAHS are best on a hot summer day. Yeah I know that there is little taste but when I used to drink beer I didn't drink for the taste I drank for the effect. I drank the low down of the most low down (no not Nattie Bo either)...THE BEAST.

I like the other ones but I really don't know enough to know what I am getting. Anyway :toast: thanks for not being a beer snob.

[Left Is Write]

8. You do have a point...

On a hot, sunny day, a COLD MILLAH might just hit the spot.

[tigereye]

9. cold Rolling Rock

:evilgrin:

no, enjoy whatever beer delights you....

[underpants]

10. Now you have me thinking

Oh I could really go for an Old Mil

YUM!

Now that is fromWAY back in the day for me anyway.

[tigereye]

11. oh no!

:scared:


to be fair, I consumed more than a few of those in my college days.

I took my son to the "get your own" micro-brew place and of course he spent the whole time giggling about "Arrogant Bastard Ale"

Ah the tween years. :)

[Ariana Celeste]

12. low down....

I'm drinking either Busch or Natural Ice tonight- depends what's cheaper... and they are always on sale haha! Like $12-13 for a 30 pack. Woof. I kindly asked the hubby never to buy Miller High Life again, that stuff is beyond gross and not even worth the cheap price.